What to do?

[Big McLargehuge]

I hate my spanish teacher. I mean HATE. She is the most condescending bitch ever to walk the face of the planet and all i want to do is punch her in the baby maker. Every time she speaks i want to scream at her to shut the fuck up. She is constantly keeping us late and if i get up at the correct time she will say "YOU NEED TO STAY IF YOU WANT THE HOMEWORK" at this point i can't switch classes and this is my fourth semester of spanish and therefor is the last one i need for my major.

Have any of you ever been in a similar situation? What, short of violence, did you do to deal with it?

[Guitar Woman]

i put a flaming bag of dog poopy on her doorstep

[Emu]

i failed the class when i stopped going

[Supafly345]

Ask a weiner classmate that won't leave to give you the homework later on.

[kahljorn]

Tell her she's on your time now so shut the fuck up. Maybe not such crude language, but make it obvious what you're saying. Then walk out and ignore whatever crap she gives you.
She'll probably cry over it before she goes to sleep..

[Bod]

"YOU NEED TO STAY IF YOU WANT THE HOMEWORK"

What's the problem? Do you really want the homework? Just fuck off outta there.

[DamnthatDavid]

I made a Teacher walk out of the classroom once by making snide comments she could hear about her timekeeping ability and the ability to stay on topic.

[Jixby Phillips]

revenge of the nerds

[CaptainBubba]

Say that you respectfully beleive that she should let the class leave at the designated time.

In spanish.

duh.

[MrAdventure]

try and set a new paddleball record!

[bigtimecow]

hasta luego!

[AChimp]

This is what you get for taking slacker language courses.

[Marc Summers]

Tell her that she's worse than that weird nazi bitch you had when you took german

[ziggytrix]

Is she actually making you late for your next class, or are you just being a weenie about it cuz you don't like the teacher?

[Big McLargehuge]

I dislike her intensly but yes i am almost always late for my next class, it is a solid ten minutes away and i have exactly ten minutes to get there every minute she keeps me late is a minute i am late to my next class. And i have asked politely in spanish to let us out on time, she says that if we can't finish the activities she has laid out during class then we can't expect to get out on time. Also yesterday i heard her mutter under her breath "This class makes me so depressed".

And spanish is no slacker language course, at least not the program we have here down in Arizona.

By the way AChimp, have you had to move to India yet to find a job?

[AChimp]

Jokes on you. I have a full-time development job and it's one of the highest paying entry-level positions available in the city. :O

[ziggytrix]

Yeah, well here's to hopin you don't get downsized in a couple years, chimp.

So anyway, if her policies are making you tardy for another class, then it is a serious issue, and if she refuses to take it seriously then you could always take it up with the department head.

[AChimp]

Tell her to habla your ass and just walk out. Your other classes are important too.

[ziggytrix]

Unless it's Physical Education Activity: Bowling.

[Big McLargehuge]

Originally Posted by AChimp

Jokes on you. I have a full-time development job and it's one of the highest paying entry-level positions available in the city. :O

but are you happy with yourself?

[Terra]

I have one like that now. I hated her class. It was always something with her. One day I stayed afterwards (finishing up some calculations) and overheard her talking on the phone to somebody and it seemed clear that she was breaking up with somebody. I stayed afterwards and chatted with her, you know...a little share time.

It turns out she is pretty decent enough. Now we chat a few times after class and she's really nice. Everybody else has noticed a change with her too. She's just going through a tough time.

Maybe yours is too.

[Fathom Zero]

Apparently you have the same exact Spanish teacher that I had in the eighth grade. I'm good at methods of revenge. Find her address and phone-number and paste it all over the place, place a personal ad in her name, stuff like that. My favourite, though, is to take a hunk of the smelliest cheese you can find and place it down inside the muffler. It will smell for weeks. You can substitute cheese for dead animals or castor oil, which creates a smoke-screen that lasts for a while. You can pour Alka-Seltzer into each or the battery compartments. Take off her license plate. Pour syrup of ipecac into her beverage, but make sure that the beverage has a strong taste, because ipecac is noticable in an average drink.

If you live on the west coast, you can find cascara sagrada growing wild. This stuff is like super-ExLax. As with ipecac, make sure to put it with something that has a strong taste. That's all I can think of, short of assault or rape... teehee.

By the way, Spanish is way easier than German, so don't complain.

[Black Flag]

i love all my professors and they all love me!

[kahljorn]

"Pour syrup of ipecac into her beverage, but make sure that the beverage has a strong taste, because ipecac is noticable in an average drink. If you live on the west coast, you can find cascara sagrada growing wild. This stuff is like super-ExLax. "

Try using visine. A few drops in someone's drink will give them the shits.