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executioneer · #51

mmorpgs are boring

Misdemonar · #52

I wanted to go see the benchwarmers too...oh wait.

Guitar Woman · #53

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Originally Posted by Chojin

so i downloaded zsnes to play with her and then she was all UHHH UHHH I'VE GOTTA GO

hey jerk it's not like I don't have a life outside of the internet

Esuohlim · #54

Goddamnit I had a dream that there was a Mock Meet in like Nebraska or something and GW wanted me to pick her up and take her there. Because I had never met her the only thing I worried about was "Oh God what if she's like 6'8" tall?"

And then some new idiot posted a picture of a Merry-Go-Round but instead of horses there were comic strip characters and his caption was "lol no one's riding on Garfield".

I hate sleep.

Chojin · #55

hey jerk it's not like i'm not known to unmake jokes not on a joke forum off the joke internet not

executioneer · #56

guitar woman are you six foot eight inches tall

Guitar Woman · #57

executioneer · #58

awesome

Rongi · #59

you guys are weird. i only have dreams about basketball

Emu · #60

ok i had another one

chojin was living in my backyard like some kind of freeloafer and then he stabbed his own hand on a knife and then bled all over my wall and it pissed me off

Fathom Zero · #61

Last night, I had a dream where I went to church... and I haven't been to church in seven years...

Terra · #62

I didn't dream anything that I can remember last night.

Sethomas · #63

About a week ago I had a dream that Retro Kat came and visited me. We got along just fine, but eventually he said something stupid and I told him, "look, if you're going to say stupid shit I'm going to have to bite your ear off." So, he kept going on and on, so I was like "fine, look what you're making me do" and I started chewing on his ear, but I didn't have the energy to bite it off. After about thirty seconds of this, I just kind of stopped and we agreed that it was really awkward for the both of us.

Then this afternoon (yes I sleep through the afternoon) I dreamt that I got a call on my cell phone, and the caller was identified as Alycipher or Mew Barios or some shit like that. Whoever it was, was just calling to make sure that I was okay and feeling alright. Then I drove to a liquor store in Indianapolis, and I was super excited about some new alcholic beverage that came out. As I left my phone rang again, only this time the caller was identified as my sister. However, her voice was replaced at first by the mocker that had called me the first time, and after some time they revealed that it was a conference call they both made to warn me that there might be a thunderstorm coming my way. I looked around outside and it was a gorgeous sunny day, so I just got really pissed off that they called me over nothing.

Terra · #64

Do you work late into the night that you sleep in the afternoon? I only ask this because on my days off I take naps in the afternoon. Thta's when I have the oddest dreams.