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Zomboid · #1

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Also, you best not be talking shit about Mario Paint, I will FUCK YOU UP.

I don't see too many bulbous nosed dj connors so if I see an especially frail looking one trying to look inconspicuous, I'll remember that.

bigtimecow · #2

OH MY GOD GUITAR WOMAN WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO

oh man i have friends and that makes me THE MAN. i have a summer job that makes me THE MAN. i'm going to college and that makes me THE MAN

YOU ARE THE MAN ZOMBOID

THE MAN

Guitar Woman · #3

I was referring to the part where you told me that I continue to make weak jabs at you because I think I'm a better person, and then you proceeded to tell me that I am an idiot who has no friends and will never have sex

Zomboid · #4

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

I was referring to the part where you told me that I continue to make weak jabs at you because I think I'm a better person, and then you proceeded to tell me that I am an idiot who has no friends and will never have sex

I understood your post. I am a better person. I thought the following post explained why.

Guitar Woman · #5

I have to explain my simplistic posts to you and you're calling me the idiot?

bigtimecow · #6

oh and straw man argument

Zomboid · #7

Thanks, dude. I thought what made you the man was spending your time trying a bunch of different pizzas, informing people on the internet about your plans to make a big supper for yourself and/or your fat, disgusting lady friend (and then posting pictures of the aforementioned supper), and defending other zit faced losers.

But again, thanks!

Guitar Woman · #8

Also, no, I will probably never have sex, as I'm what people who know what long words mean refer to as misogynistic.

Incredibly misogynistic.

bigtimecow · #9

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Also, no, I will probably never have sex, as I'm what people who know what long words mean refer to as misogynistic.

Incredibly misogynistic.

come on gw, sex makes you THE MAN : peerpressure

Zomboid · #10

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Originally Posted by Guitar Woman

Also, no, I will probably never have sex, as I'm what people who know what long words mean refer to as misogynistic.

Incredibly misogynistic.

Oh yeah, you're a real scholar for knowing that one. You're an idiot. I treat plenty of girls like shit and sometimes they hate me for it, and other times they laugh, call me an asshole, and get off on it or something. I don't know. What I do know, is that claiming you won't get laid because you're misogynistic is a load of shit.

bigtimecow · #11

i spent my time trying a bunch of different pizzas with MY FRIENDS. i made a big supper for myself because i have money from my SUMMER JOB. i go to COLLEGE with zit faced losers.

sounds familiar?

Zomboid · #12

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Originally Posted by bigtimecow

i spent my time trying a bunch of different pizzas with MY FRIENDS. i made a big supper for myself because i have money from my SUMMER JOB. i go to COLLEGE with zit faced losers.

sounds familiar?

Yeah, I'm sure your yellowcard t-shirt wearing friends are real winners too. Hey, did you bring em to meet your other friends, eric and emily? You guys could have a swell time together.

I spend my summer job money on tuition, video games, trips, and other fun stuff. I think I'll take a cue from you though and say "WHAT THE HECK! I'M GONNA MAKE MYSELF A BIG SUPPER AND POST SOME PICS ONLINE!"

People at my school aren't zit faced losers for the most part. Some are, yeah, but that's to be expected. I usually just make fun of people like that for being different and/or ugly.

Guitar Woman · #13

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I understood your post. I am a better person. I thought the following post explained why.

Because you're boinking some blonde slut and pouring Busch down your gullet, then telling everyone on the internet about it while fiercely arguing with a 17 year old about whether the Wii is a good console or not?

Fuckin' A, man, live the dream.

Guitar Woman · #14

Is everyone in your town as ignorant as you?

bigtimecow · #15

YOU ARE WRONG ABOUT MY FRIENDS

and man, i wish i went to your school so i could be like all your cool friends

Guitar Woman · #16

Is everyone in the WORLD like this?

Am I part of a group of select people who aren't mouth breathing idiots?

bigtimecow · #17

we are missing the point of this thread, like, a lot

i'm sorry Z, can you forgive me?

MetalMilitia · #18

Yeah let's argue about video games. I think the Wii is shit, who's with me?

Guitar Woman · #19

It's less about me hating women and more about me having standards, really.

I just hate everyone who doesn't meet them, which is a lot of people.

bigtimecow · #20

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Originally Posted by MetalMilitia

Yeah let's argue about video games. I think the Wii is shit, who's with me?

i disagree! but i can understand your point of view!

Guitar Woman · #21

I enjoy my Wii. It's got a great bunch of games, like Mario Strikers Charged and No More Heroes!

Zomboid · #22

Yeah gw, there's plenty of people like me in the world. Thing is, you're not some genius who's just different than us and will SHOW THEM ALL someday. You're just a sad, weird little kid who is an emotional cripple. But yeah, keep thinking of the internet as your sanctuary. It'll probably save you from having the shit kicked out of you a few times when you're caught staring at girls in public.

Enjoy life!