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Old Jan 3rd, 2008, 07:56 PM       
Next update: being an obnoxious git when you win.
Step 1: Ensure you won the match.Starting a rant only to find you have actually lost will allow your opponent to begin there own. (having more lives then your opponent isnt necessary but does and to your gloating options)
Step 2: Proced to chant obsenities regarding you opponents lack of "skilz".(I recomend playing the Xbox 360 with Americans for pointers)
Step 3: Do the peanut butter jelly dance.( Whilst still chanting obsenities)
Step 4: Laugh as your opponent refuses to play with you anymore, claiming that you are a jerk.( It's really because of your "uber mad skilz")
Step 5: Find new friends and repeat.

*Caution: Nintendo does not advise anyone those in public(eg a gaming kiosc) this is do to probobility of violence. Not everyone will appriciate you "uberness".
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Old Jan 5th, 2008, 04:18 PM       
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Old Jan 6th, 2008, 01:52 PM       
Someone explain to me why Little Mac isn't a playable character, but rather some assist trophy garbage.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 07:20 PM       
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Someone explain to me why Little Mac isn't a playable character, but rather some assist trophy garbage.
I agree with this statement.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 11:36 AM       
so YAY finally the updates are back

too bad it's fucking shitty
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 01:34 PM       
Hey guys do you like talking about SSB too that's cool
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 01:48 PM       
what the fuck is a dragoon? what's with these one hit ko buttons? maybe the developers want everyone to win not just the people who are.. i dont know.. actually skilled.



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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 07:35 PM       
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what the fuck is a dragoon? what's with these one hit ko buttons? maybe the developers want everyone to win not just the people who are.. i dont know.. actually skilled.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:28 PM       
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what the fuck is a dragoon? what's with these one hit ko buttons? maybe the developers want everyone to win not just the people who are.. i dont know.. actually skilled.
That's from Kirby Air Ride, I believe.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:38 PM       
you rode on a star in kirby air ride

this dragoon is some sort of comical new "I WIN BUTTON"
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 07:44 PM       
I think the developers are flipping all the competitive style, tournament players the bird.

I never liked taking Smash so damn seriously anyway.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:41 PM       
Every online match is going to have all of these items disabled. I don't know what they're even putting them in for.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 09:44 PM       
The Dragoon was something you rode in Kirby's Air Ride.

You even had to put it together from 3 parts if i remember right.
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Old Jan 7th, 2008, 10:30 PM       
yeah, i just found this out on a kirby wiki =o
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 03:13 AM       
i reeeeealy want mew back. i love pawning my friends with him LOL. i dont even know who half of these new guys are.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:57 AM       
mew isn't playable
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 05:54 PM       
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mew isn't playable
oh no i reeeeeally wanted to use him again. maybe he will be a secret?
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 07:24 PM       
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oh no i reeeeeally wanted to use him again. maybe he will be a secret?
I think you are refering to Mewtwo.
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 12:12 PM       
What game isn't complete without japanese sex bots?

A shitty one!

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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 06:00 PM       
it's no secret that mewtwo sucks
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Old Jan 8th, 2008, 06:07 PM       
k you are wrong. i also like bowser but he isnt as fast and his moves not as cool. maybe you just need practice at the game?
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 01:25 AM       
I used to be great with Mewtwo. His moves are an absolute nightmare to wield, but they dealt great damage, and his screwy style fucked with people's heads.

Then I didn't play Smash for a long time.

Now I have new friends who play it all the time, but I can't recapture the ridiculous timing necessary to dominate with Mewtwo. And now nobody believes me. And I don't think I'll ever get that handle on that summabitch again.

Or maybe the people I was beating with Mewtwo just sucked, and I've been wrong all along. It's a drag either way.
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 02:26 AM       
Playing with mewtwo only requires that you use the grab button a lot and keep your energy ball charged at all times
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 03:49 AM       
Olimar? Eh...
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Old Jan 9th, 2008, 10:07 AM       
yeah i'm not sure how i feel about this yet.

basically another ice climbers, kind of, right?
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