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Originally Posted by Zomboid
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Personals
Christian W. Chandler is 22 and single seeking a Single Female Companion of the following qualities:
*18-22 years of age. *Does not already have a boyfriend. *Single. *Blonde or Brunette *Average or Slender body type. *Does NOT smoke and/or drink alcohol. *5 or taller. *Lives in Charlottesville or Ruckersville area. *White. *Average to High income. *Drives a vehicle. *Happy, Positive Personality. *A Caring girl. *She has to be pretty.
*Christian is a very shy, and very thoughtful, person, and will only accept person-to-person encounters (No E-Mails or Phone Calls). So if you are interested, he can be found around Piedmont Virginia Community College, or Fashion Square Shopping Center. When getting his attention, approach and say hi to him. Do NOT flirt from a distance; he will not be able to notice. To find Christian, hell be wearing the Sonichu Medallion.
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You know, just once, I'd like to see a nutjob like this put down something really funky for requirements. Something like this:
WANTED: a half Filipino/half Brazilian sheepherder with a bionic left leg. Age: a multiple of the square root of 234.3. Must love dogs, cockroaches, and kung fu. Must dislike any food with fiber and the occasional beatdown with a leather tennis racket. Must like tons of sex and retard jism.
But never, it's always the cute blonde type. That proves they're not just insane, but uncreatively insane.