It's Not My Fault

[kellychaos]

K ... here's the thing. I've been a tad worried about getting out of shape lately. Consequently, a co-worker and I were in the break room talking about fitness, diets, working out, ect. Add another obnoxious, obese, loud co-worker with an opinion about everything. She ALWAYS thinks she's right about her opinions and she gives them out generously. How fortunate for us, right? Anyway, back to the scene. Were having this conversation and this fat ass keeps annoyingly cutting in, contradicting my friend who is a work out freak and is in obviously good shape. After a little while of this, here's the kicker. My friend turns around and says "Excuse me but have you ever NOT been fat? ... SHUT UP!" Rude ... yeah, I know. I don't know if it was the the way she said it, the look on her face or whatever but I laughed so hard that I had tears coming out of my eyes. Is that so wrong?!

P.S. Are ALL people named Tammy fat? A personal observation. Just sayin' :/

[sadie]

i know for a fact that not all women named tammy are fat.

[Anonymous]

Philosophy board.



Anyway, of course it was the right thing to do. Sure, it was rude to call her fat, but it was rude of her to cram her fat face into someone else's business. You see, contrary to popular belief, two wrongs do make a right.

[kellychaos]

I'm joking, of course. Serioulsly, five out of the six Tammy's that I personally know are fat (pause) and not just a little bit. I guess the name's just bad karma for me. . :/

[Anonymous]

Only if your name is Tammy.

[kellychaos]

Philosophy board? I'm just BSing here. I'm not trying to solve any moral equations but, in this case, I agree with you.

[Anonymous]

That was a joke, damn you.

[kellychaos]

:/ ... ... OK, now it's funny.

[FS]

It makes me wish I'd been there. Then again, that probably would've been awkward, and I think I would've gotten in trouble with building security...