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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:47 AM        A Short, Untitled Play For Marionettes
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Old May 6th, 2008, 02:18 AM       
Absolutely insane and pointless, like always.

Max, marry me.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 02:45 AM       
By the gods, this is artwork.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 03:05 AM       
Ridiculous beyond most forms of measure, and I absolutely loved it. Wonderful job, made me laugh (probably more than I should've, especially once the dog went down).
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Old May 6th, 2008, 03:06 AM       
Also, who's Bruce?
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Old May 6th, 2008, 05:07 AM       
I... I dont know what to say... this is... pure artwork, created by a master, I... just... wow...
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Old May 6th, 2008, 05:34 AM       
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Genius. Pure genius.

Is this "Dave" any relation to Dave from the pool hall, or is that just some sort of sick coincidence?
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Old May 6th, 2008, 07:11 AM       
I like that kind of randomness/insanity. Reminds me of myself.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 11:48 AM       
Dave is my favorite, all purpose everyman name.

Is there a Bruce left in there? That was from the first draft. Bruce was changed to0 the Knight. I'll have to go in and look for it and give RoG a heads up.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:26 PM       
Completely great as always, Max. Are you going to put a book together at any point?
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:34 PM       
I'm looking for a literary agent to represent me, but have been for quite some time and no damn takers.

I really don't want to self publish.

Thanks, though.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 01:49 PM       
Yesterday I saw a license plate that said "DAVED". As in, "you have been 'DAVED'."
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Old May 6th, 2008, 02:45 PM       
DAVE DESERVES DEATH BY THE HAND OF THE FOLLOWERS OF BURBANK.

I shall investigate my local library's policy on holding puppet shows, and I will most likely be attempting to perform this show live, in your honor.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 04:21 PM       
If anyone actually does perform this play, be sure to film it and put it on Youtube or something so we can all enjoy it (if that's okay with Max). This would be the best puppet show ever!
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Old May 6th, 2008, 10:20 PM       
It would have been great if this puppet show were featured instead of the one with that stinking goatherd in "The Sound of Music". The dialogue would have been spot on. And Julie Andrews would have sung it, too. Bonus.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 11:39 PM       
personally I was waiting for Dave to go ballistic on the other two puppets XD I mean I would have if I was him XD
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Old May 6th, 2008, 11:45 PM       
I just live the sort of cynical way in which things like these are written. It makes me just want to get up and kick babies around, but in a good way.
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Old May 6th, 2008, 11:58 PM       
by god, you must really hate dave.
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Old May 7th, 2008, 03:22 PM       
Is there going to be a sequel? There must be a sequel. Dave's revenge-- or perhaps that of the dog (ghost-dog)? It will be more looney brilliance, no doubt about it.
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Old May 7th, 2008, 10:04 PM       
This reminded me a lot of "The Bald Soprano."
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Old May 8th, 2008, 10:45 AM       
Dude! I love Ionesco!
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Old May 8th, 2008, 01:14 PM       
Just plain fucked up, and hilarious. If people had any common sense, THIS would be performed by schools, instead of the usual shit heaps knows as school plays.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 07:56 PM       
what the fuck dude? puppet bashing? lol
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Old May 9th, 2008, 01:19 AM       
huh huh, those puppets are made of wood
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Old May 14th, 2008, 11:17 PM       
Once again, masterly work Max!
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