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Old Mar 10th, 2005, 08:04 PM        unusuallly long arm hair
help! i discovered a single hair growing on my arm thats like 2 1/2 inches long! how it managed to grow that long without detection i dont know, but am i going to die?
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Old Mar 10th, 2005, 08:09 PM       
oh yeah... clear sign of your own hormones waging war on your insides.....yeesh. just pull it off
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Old Mar 10th, 2005, 08:25 PM       
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Old Mar 10th, 2005, 08:38 PM       
I smellz puberty. your pubescent hormonal changes are strangling your genes and squeezing out long ass hair.. dude gross.
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Old Mar 10th, 2005, 09:31 PM       
im 20, and hope to be past puberty at this stage :/

and i dont want to remove it as i feel its earned its stay by growing undetected for so long.

maybe its all my angst and anger excreted from my body in hair form
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Old Mar 10th, 2005, 09:56 PM       
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Old Mar 11th, 2005, 05:28 PM       
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im 20, and hope to be past puberty at this stage :/

and i dont want to remove it as i feel its earned its stay by growing undetected for so long.

maybe its all my angst and anger excreted from my body in hair form


I too discovered a single unusually long armhair, but I've had this beauty with me for the past five years or so. Currently it's nearly 3.5 inches and at one point was nearly 4 inches before it mysteriously disappeared. I'm hoping to submit it to Guinness as the World's Single Longest Armhair.
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Old Mar 11th, 2005, 05:34 PM       
I had an insanely long hair growing in my leg, but I accidently pulled it off.
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Old Mar 11th, 2005, 09:03 PM       
I had an insanely long hair growing on my head. No, there's more now!
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Old Mar 11th, 2005, 10:13 PM       
it's good that no one ever dies from hair cancer
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Old Mar 11th, 2005, 11:05 PM       
I had the same thing once before, but it was nipple hair.
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Old Mar 11th, 2005, 11:47 PM       
I get long nipple hairs all the time. I also have a white patch on my leg. The rest is black.
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Old May 7th, 2008, 05:16 PM        This is probably resurrecting an old thread, but
I have a small mole on my arm, small enough to be passed as a freckle. This mole grows a single, black hair. Today at school I noticed it had grown back, so I plucked it as I usually do. I took the time to look for others, but there wasn't any, and there never is. Now, a good two hours later, farther down my arm, I have discovered a single, blond, three inch long hair. Please take not that I scrub my arms rather vigorously in the shower and a hair like this would definitely NOT survive. It's very noticeable, seeing as how it begins to wrap around my arm at one point. I can't see how this would have avoided detection during my earlier examination at school. This shit is LOONNNNGG.

The only explanation I can think of is that it grew between noonish today and now (2:15).

WTF?

P.S. I found this thread and these forums simply because I was searching "unusually long arm hair" in google. Hope that's OK.
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Old May 7th, 2008, 05:21 PM       
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Old May 7th, 2008, 05:28 PM       
I have that whisker-esque hair about an inch up from my wrist in the center in the arm. Also, there's one in the middle of my right foot, the only hair on my foot, no less.
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Old May 7th, 2008, 06:38 PM       
check the last post date next time you look something up on google, this thread's been dead for three years
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Old May 7th, 2008, 07:34 PM       
Does that make him forum jesus?
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Old May 7th, 2008, 07:59 PM       
no it makes him the forum Horned King

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Old May 7th, 2008, 09:39 PM       
Dude....

My arms have sideburns. Nice try. "OOOOOOOOOH! one hair".
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Speak for yourself. I've been keeping this thread alive deep in my heart and now I can rejoice in it's re-emergence to the forefront of our lives.
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My arms have sideburns. Nice try. "OOOOOOOOOH! one hair".
Pic. I have GOT to see this epicness.
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Old May 8th, 2008, 07:37 PM       
what is it with this whole "dont post in old-ass threads" rule?
it doesnt make a whole lot of sense

although that bump was rather epiccccccccccccccccurian
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