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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 02:21 AM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 04:52 PM       
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 07:18 PM       
so today was my first time watching the olympics, and i saw china beat the fucking shit out of malaysia in badminton. seriously, china walked all over him

and at the end, the winner (china) threw his shoes into the crowd :-/ stinky
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Old Aug 17th, 2008, 07:41 PM       
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Old Aug 18th, 2008, 10:56 PM       
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Old Aug 18th, 2008, 11:01 PM       
They only won by 49 - that's like a moral victory for the Germans!
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Old Aug 20th, 2008, 12:15 PM       
The US trounced the Aussies by 31 and face Argentina next in a rematch of the Athens semis. This is a much more dominant team than the one Argentina faced 4 years ago and I expect the US to win by at least 20.
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Old Aug 21st, 2008, 06:27 AM       
I think the players from the 1992 dream basketball team at their current age can whip the 2008 team. The 2008 team have absolutely zero defense.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 12:12 PM       
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Old Aug 21st, 2008, 09:36 AM       
I wouldn't be too sure about that. What people don't realize is that two of their "feature" players, Bird and Magic, were at the back end of their careers. Also, who is really going to effectively guard Kobe and LeBron? The 1992 team, aside from maybe Jordan, doesn't have the athleticism that Kobe and LeBron possess. Sure, the 1992 team would probably come out on top, but to say that this year's team would be "whipped" isn't accurate.

Would you feel the same way if KG, Pierce, or Allen were playing?
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 03:49 PM       
Wow. 101-81 EXACTLY 20 point win. Way to call it Rat.
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Old Aug 22nd, 2008, 04:52 PM       
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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 02:22 PM       
Argentina got the gold medal at soccer last night, once again, it's the most awesome sport ever and i guess you guys love it as well

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Old Aug 23rd, 2008, 02:50 PM       
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 12:52 AM       
This is how gay soccer is
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 01:20 AM       
My God, that's worse than the acting in the WWE!
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Old Aug 24th, 2008, 07:58 AM       
Soccer is not so bad. It may have no popularity in the US but it seems to be the most popular sport outside the US and more popular than anything else overall sports wise. The US culture just will never get it though I would say.

Though that video was amusing, especially that one toward the end where the guy faked a head injury.
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Old Aug 27th, 2008, 09:28 PM       
Oh my, that was Oscar-worthy.
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Old Sep 17th, 2011, 07:23 AM       
I can't wait for the 2012 games. Going to try and take a week off during this just to watch the events.

edit: on the london2012.com site I thought they were going to be adding murderball to the games.
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