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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:22 AM        Santa's Slay
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 05:42 AM       
"a legendary figure that brings toys, rather than violence, to the children." see, thats why im not asked to dress up as santa anymore im so easily confused...
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 12:11 PM       
Where as this is [u]WHY[u]i dress up as Santa all the time
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 12:15 PM       
Actually, I do believe that Santa has a deep liking for killing. I'll make sure to block all the entrances to my house tomorrow.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 12:31 PM       
This was fantastic. Is there really a sequel on the way?
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 12:34 PM       
The kids' heads getting blown off looks so fucking retarded, that I hope immediately after leaving the studio, the director was struck in a 4-car pileup and lived in agonizing dismembered pain until he died 2 hours later at the hospital.

I'm not really religious but if it would make that scenario happen, I'd pray for it.

Seriously, that is the shittiest special effect ever.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 12:46 PM       
THOUSANDS OF YEARS AGO, before the dawn of man as we knew him, there was Sir Santa of Claus, an ape-like creature making crude and pointless toys out of dinobones and his own waste, hurling them at chimp-like creatures with crinkled hands regardless of how they behaved the previous year. These so-called "toys" were buried as witches, and defecated upon, and hurled at predators when wakened by the searing grunts of children. It wasn't a holly jolly Christmas that year. For many were killed.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 01:11 PM       
Never mind that Goldberg is Jewish or anything...but still, killer review!
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 03:14 PM       
I really did like this movie. Not for the acting, though Goldberg's performance as a Nordic demon Santa was absolutely top-notch (for the genre, anyway), well I guess I'd have to admit that the cast wasn't bad except for that fucking infant Nick. I love the story! It's like the pseudo-myth linking the spelling of Satan and Santa, and you can't deny the fun of it all. The meta was good, despite the black hole Nick, and some budgetary constraints.

And whatever happened to the little tags you'd put on the pictures? Those were really funny! They increased the humor index by 33%
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 03:34 PM       
Those things took forever to write, and after spending hours upon hours just getting the pictures ready to go for articles like this, I would run out of steam for making them up.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 06:49 PM       
AWESOME. This was a great B-movie. And hey, I wrote a recap on it too...you'd probably have to do a bit of searching as it was on a defunct site (estragand.com)
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 06:55 PM       
"Toby Caulk?" In the (edited) Spike version, he was "Dick Zucker" I thought...
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 07:00 PM       
I have this on dvd. It is a great b-movie.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 07:43 PM       
This Santa reminds me of Tim Allen's Santa.
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 11:12 PM       
Well, fuck 'em then!
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Old Dec 23rd, 2008, 11:30 PM       
The most scary (or at least disturbing) Santa movie is that one mexican santa movie where he has to match wits with one of satan's minions.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 01:29 AM       
I loved this movie, because it is so dumb! I mean you have goldberg as santa and that is bad enough. (Although he does a suprisingly good job as santa and it actually took me a few minutes to realize it was him). But they actually let him do a spear in the movie! I mean that's awesome! It'd be like letting the rock play jesus and then have him raise his eyebrow on satan, knock him down, and do the elbow drop on him, only to have him say "do you smell what the christ is cookin?"!!!

I didn't realize they made a sequel, I'll have to check that out.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 02:40 AM       
Finally, a movie where the real Santa is the crazy killer and not just some whacked out nutjob dressed as him. I always thought the concept of a fat man breaking into peoples homes with strange magical powers would be B movie gold. I gotta see this movie.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 03:20 AM       
GOOOOOOLLLLLLLDBEEEEEEERGGGG! GOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLDBEEEERRRRRG!
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 05:00 AM       
im sorry, but i love breasts. but yes, i was wondering when youd get to this film. fantastic.
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 03:50 PM       
Thank you eternally for this! I was just thinking about this movie a few days ago, wondering if anyone was going to run it this year. This is one of the things that makes Christmas bearable for me- a dash of Halloween!
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Old Dec 24th, 2008, 10:14 PM       
Quote:
Originally Posted by Primortal View Post
The most scary (or at least disturbing) Santa movie is that one mexican santa movie where he has to match wits with one of satan's minions.
As Mike and the Bots would say, "Good old fashioned nightmare fuel!"

/BTW, which MST3K episode did you guys like more, "Santa Claus" or "Santa Claus Conquers the Martians"?
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Old Dec 26th, 2008, 12:49 AM       
Yeah I watched this through once...what a bunch of crap. Didn't see the sequel, wonder if it is just more crap or better.
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 11:36 PM       
My god, I have to find this movie.
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Old Jan 15th, 2009, 11:40 PM       
P.S. - who here thinks I-mockery needs to review Jesus Christ: Vampire Slayer?
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