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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 03:37 AM        Hell Comes To Frogtown!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 04:03 AM       
horse shit indeed. It had all the makings of something both awful and terrible but it all just got wasted, what a shame. =/
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 07:47 AM       
His 'esoteric judo move' is an often used move in his wrestling matches too
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 10:24 AM       
Awesomely strange, yet strangely awesome.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 10:30 AM       
NYUK NYUL NYUK.

Piper does make one of the best faces ever when he gets hit in the junk. Every man on earth can feel that pain resonating within them from that face.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 01:50 PM       
CRIPPLING BALL PAIN!!!
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 02:30 PM       
I caught this movie on the Sci-Fi Channel a few years back, and I've been waiting for you to review it ever since.

You did not disappoint! :D
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 02:38 PM       
Isn't Spangle the same broad from the first "Conan" flick? Conan's 'wife' I beleieve...

Good Lord in Heaven where did you find such an ODIOUS movie? Tellin' ya, it rates right up there with the "Troma Team" movies of the mid 80s. If you keep this up, why not review "Class of Nuke'em High" or the ever classic "Surf Nazis Must Die" because if y'all are gonna wade into shit, it may as well be the full out open cinamatic cesspool...
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 06:48 PM       
They used to show this movie often on local channels. At the time I swore it was the best movie ever, kinda do still for different reasons.
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 08:48 PM       
I saw both sequels
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Old Mar 23rd, 2010, 10:48 PM       
There was a third sequel.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 05:18 AM       
I have this on VHS somewhere. Time to dig it out, or could this have a Doc mock tie in?
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 07:32 AM       
I think I remember watching this on "Up all Night" one time. I think I was more amused by the fact that it was Roddy Piper in the movie than anything else.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 11:34 AM       
i don't really remember ......
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 02:26 PM       
I remember watching the Series of Frog Towns. Each one I kept on waiting, and waiting for Greg the Hammer Valentine, Ricky Steamboat, Ric Flair, Jimmy Snukka, or even the Hulkster who he'd had notable feuds with to be part of one of these films. Unfortunately, IT never happened. It also made me want to grow up to be a rapist like Piper.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 02:35 PM       
yea, speaking of Doc Mock, you guys should show this flick. Would save me from having to find it on netflix or somewhere on the internet searching for hours to see pipers crippling ball pain moments.
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 04:05 PM       
Who wouldn't bang a giant frog girl?
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Old Mar 24th, 2010, 05:33 PM       
Thanks for getting back to the long reviews! I really dig it!
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 02:28 AM       
So the postapocalyptic world is not one where you have to avoid a horde of zombies or the chaos of dwindling resources, but rather one where the main objective is to get captured by a bunch of ladies and bang them? I'm in.
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Old Mar 25th, 2010, 04:38 PM       
I picked up my copy of the DVD in the Bartel Drugs bargain bin (you can find all sorts of sweet movies in there). It's so cheap that the opening menu screen only has one button to select, and that ones labeled "STRAT".
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 06:02 AM       
If you guys are gonna review movies this bad, then you need to review Captain America. It came out in 1990 (I think), looks like it was filmed in the 70's, and may be even worse than 3 Dev Adam. Let me put it this way: it doesn't turn Spider-man into a multipying villian, but it does turn Captain America into a car-jacker and a total pussy. Oh, and it's horrendously stupid.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 05:55 PM       
A few years back a co-worker and I were talking about movies when he proclaimed Hell comes to Frogtown to be the worst movie he's ever seen. As soon as I found out the plot, and that "Rowdy" Roddy Piper was the the star, I knew I had to see it. Luckily I found a copy on DVD(who would have thought) fairly cheap on amazon. I remember watching for the first time and wondering what amount, of what variety of drugs did the screenplay writer have to ingest to cook up this plot.
Crippling ball pain indeed.
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Old Mar 26th, 2010, 11:27 PM       
If a post-apocalyptic world is not one where I'm fighting to survive from a ravaging horde of zombies or the scarcity of food, but where I live to bang women then I'm in.
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Old Mar 27th, 2010, 05:39 PM       
saw this years back, one of the sequels too

eh, think i'll pass on seeing this stuff again
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Old Mar 28th, 2010, 07:18 PM       
I remember they were showing They Live on TBS one night, and they were interviewing Piper before/after the commercials (I really miss shows doing cool stuff like this). He was asked what the worst movie he's ever made was, and he said Hell Comes to Frogtown. Given his track record, ouch.
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