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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 05:05 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 10:38 PM       
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 10:54 PM       
Secret squirrel is such a badass.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 11:12 PM       
I liked Morocco Mole.
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Old Jun 4th, 2011, 11:59 PM       
Today, I got a seven cent raise! That's 0.9% my previous pay rate! Fuck you too, Randall's!
I think this is the last straw for me.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 01:11 AM       
Who is Randall?
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 01:20 AM       
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Today, I got a seven cent raise! That's 0.9% my previous pay rate! Fuck you too, Randall's!
I think this is the last straw for me.
With that raise me and you can buy this together now

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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 01:37 AM       
WHOLE FOODS AND TRADER JOES STOLE MY MONEY / I WISH I HAD A RAISE
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 01:40 AM       
elx, split this meteorite with me and LS.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 01:41 AM       
bananas are the only thing worth eating anymore, bananas and rice.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:03 AM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:05 AM       
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elx, split this meteorite with me and LS.
sure. they are actually pretty cheap, like, you could get a meteoroid chip and have it polished/set into a ring for like $80. it's really awesome too. it's unfortunate that not many people but you and I will ever appreciate it Bill. everyone only cares about their silly diamonds, which are boring. meteorites travel throughout our galaxy for billions of years and are awesome fiery balls of space junk- diamonds are just dumb rocks that come from west african slave children. where's the appeal?!
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:10 AM       
I love you ELX. Like Home Love though. That's how I feel about meteorites too.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:18 AM       
I love you just like meteorites too Bill, you are my diamond in the sky and my shooting star.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:21 AM       
so since we just exchanged vows and chose our rings we are now married
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:24 AM       
Hahaha, I picked out these myself for us then
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:37 AM       
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:43 AM       
oh, what? the fence? I was thinking more of something like this for you:



It's really spacious. and anyway, what does milhouse have to do with anything? we don't need anybody else to tell us our marriage is real. except maybe sir flagg.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 02:47 AM       
What did I do to deserve THE DOG HOUSE???

Oh, so kinda weird. I work in insurance and the most recent claim numbers have been ELX???? like all month. Kawinkydink or a sign from the stars(da meteorites)
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 04:04 AM       
I give MY blessing to this marriage, seeing as how 10k is the only poster here not in constant ginormous asshole mode and still manages to be entertaining

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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 07:41 AM       
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oh, what? the fence? I was thinking more of something like this for you:



It's really spacious. and anyway, what does milhouse have to do with anything? we don't need anybody else to tell us our marriage is real. except maybe sir flagg.
Bill is now my grandson-in-law.

Actually, elx, I would prefer his housing as something akin to this beauty:



It makes up for in space what it lacks in natural lighting.
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Old Jun 5th, 2011, 01:15 PM       
So is every forum on the internet just sort of dying slowly?

I blame social networking for this.
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