Patriotic Hats

[Mockery]

Ok, besides all the fish, that are hanging from the ceiling, now there's red white and blue streamers hanging from the ceiling. I think pretty soon I won't even be able to see the ceiling. Also, everybody in our office (except me) today is wearing patriotic hats and/or bandanas.

Somebody should tell these people it's not the 4th of July.

[Spectre X]

You should've worn your picklehat and showed those pussies what REAL hats look like.

[pissed off salesman]

Were already being forced to put out halloween shit at the store i work at.

[Mockery]

Originally Posted by pissed off salesman

Were already being forced to put out halloween shit at the store i work at.

But that rules. Halloween is the bestest.

[sadie]

any fat chicks? O:

[AChimp]

PATRIOTIC TOQUES.

[pissed off salesman]

Originally Posted by Mockery

But that rules. Halloween is the bestest.

Yeah it's fun, I love halloween, but still all that crap will be strewn all over the floor in about three minutes after the shop opens, guess whos misfortune it is to pick it all up (even though i'll probably play with it while im cleaning)?

[Cosmo Electrolux]

Holy Shit. Chimp! Can you get me one of those!!????!!

[O71394658]

Originally Posted by pissed off salesman

Yeah it's fun, I love halloween, but still all that crap will be strewn all over the floor in about three minutes after the shop opens, guess whos misfortune it is to pick it all up (even though i'll probably play with it while im cleaning)?

Eh. The smell of those Halloween costumes...

[Cosmo Electrolux]

My boss just walked through the office and gave everyone a happy face ball on an elastic tether and a pen with arms and a huge Ronald McDonald afro....I guess this is my raise....

[AChimp]

I should be able to get you one of those toques, Cosmo, but you'll have to wait until winter. The stores aren't selling them yet. :O

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I must have one!!!! I'll be the envy of all of my inbred southern co-workers.....

[mburbank]

What the HELL is going on in all the places you work? Is there some bizarre new worker incentive theory storming the country?

[AChimp]

Look at how cool you will be, Cosmo.

[Cosmo Electrolux]

I can't wait, Chimp..

Max, after the toy in incentive, I was called into teh pjoject managers office and told I was going to be moved to a new contract company...but I couldn't be rebadged..I'm going to have to apply for my own fucking job...probably at a lower pay rate...I hate Lockheed Martin...goddamned criminals.