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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 12:03 PM       
I choked on a piece of gum before, but it was a little more complicated than me JUST swallowing the gum. I was around 13 or 14... early high school... I was fucking around with my gum - Pulling it from my mouth, stretching it... and then I swallowed half of it, while the other end was still resting in my hand. So, basically, I had this really long piece of gum going all the way down my throat.

I had to make an instant decision, so I yanked the end that I swallowed back up through my throat.

It's probably the most disturbing feeling I've had in my entire life.

That's it though... Kids, don't try this at home.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 12:38 PM       
It felt like a tiny dick, didn't it?

It's okay. You can tell us. We're all sharing here.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 01:03 PM       
An entire packet of skittles.

The acidic juice instantly drained from it, disintegrating my vocal cords and leaving a solid rock of sugary crap balancing on munchy limbo. I managed to cough up the rock before it stretched my throat to the size of a duffle bag (length wise, naturally.)

The acid took a while to get over though. The sugar and whatever other additives must have been sticking to the sides of my throat, and the way that it was burning.. I'm surprised I don't have holes through my throat.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 01:06 PM       
Well, kinda......... Hey, wait...

Is this another one of those cruel, off the wall gay jokes that everyone uses after someone says the words pulling, stretching, swallowed, fucking, and mouth?

Man, I SO should've expected that. Damn.



EDIT: I forgot to quote ole dude talking about tiny dicks. Sorry.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 01:12 PM       
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Man, I SO should've expected that.
Do you watch Friends a lot?
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 01:14 PM       
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Man, I SO should've expected that.
Do you watch Friends a lot?
No, but I'm a big fan of Adult Swim on Cartoon Network though. It's tits.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 01:40 PM       
Today I choked on a piece of gum...dentyne ice I think...it hurt like hell before I finally managed to hack it up, but it made my breath minty fresh
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 01:48 PM       
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Today I choked on a piece of gum...dentyne ice I think...it hurt like hell before I finally managed to hack it up, but it made my breath minty fresh
It's all about the minty freshness.
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 06:36 PM       
my friend choked on a penny :/

it was a dare...
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 06:38 PM       
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 09:16 PM       
Did anyone else notice that this topic died on the first day this board opened and some retard brought it up again?
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Old Aug 13th, 2003, 10:28 PM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 12:32 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 02:44 AM       
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Did anyone else notice that this topic died on the first day this board opened and some retard brought it up again?
ScuzBucket bumped it.

I choked on Ramen a few weeks ago, but I forced myself to swallow it instead of coughing it up because I can't afford to waste any food.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 02:53 AM       
OMG THANK YOU FOR TELLING US THAT!




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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 03:51 AM       
this should have been in the fucking ska forum in the first place
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 04:02 AM       
Why do I feel like no one likes me around here?

Oh yeah..they don't. I forgot.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 04:34 AM       
Back to the subject...

I remember choking on marshmallows a while back. They kinda lodge in your windpipe and cement like a crazy mofucker.

Another big culprit, and this has happened to be on a few occassions, is popcorn. Jebus H. Crips, I'm sure many people have had bad run-ins with a nasty-tasting crunchy wad of popcorn as they're watching some movie, only to hack like an eighty-year-old smoker on The Price Is Right and flail helplessly. It does go away, but man, does it HURT.

Other than that, I haven't choked on many things...well...not to my memory. But some pills are HEINOUS. I mean, there's this huge-ass industrial health vitamin bottle full of flax seed oil pills currently sitting in my bathroom. Each pill is a black, squooshy capsule of nasty-tasting goodness that's about AN INCH LONG. I shit you not. They're like strange oblong fish eggs. I'm half-expecting alien spores to burst from my skull. I haven't choked on one yet, but you'll hear from me if I do...or don't.



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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 04:38 AM       
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 08:45 PM        I'm such a fat kid.
This is making me hungry. Maybe not the spit or horse pills part.
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Old Aug 14th, 2003, 08:46 PM       
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