because he listens to taking back sunday & wishes he could fuck the girl with the neck tatto but he can't cause she is fucking that guy in that screamo band
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
why would a cool dude like milhouse want to read/respond to somone who is all up on his balls and is a man when eh likes womens he dosnt want your manlips spitting tongues into his waiting asshole that dosnt sound good to him