I-Mockery Chat (Lube up those lips)

[liquidstatik]

[cestkathryn]

DOES IT HAVE TO BE THE MOUTH, IT CAN BE ANYWHERE ELSE AS LONG AS I DONT GET PREGGERS. YOU BETTER HURRY UP OR I WILL DO IT I SWEAR

[cestkathryn]

nothing says 'ejaculate on my face' like puka shell necklaces.

[liquidstatik]

thatsmy cum btw

[Sam]

NOTHING SAYS LOVING LIKE EJACULATE CONSIDERATELY SPLATTERED ABOUT THE FACE WITH CAREFUL ATTENTION TO AVOID THE EYES.

[liquidstatik]

GUYS I NEED TO GO SMOKE A CIGARETTE ILL BE RIGHT BACK OKAY OKAY GOOD

[cestkathryn]

NOTHING SAYS LOVE LIKE PULLING OUT

[cestkathryn]

NOO IMMA MISS YOU HURRY I WILL CRY BUCKETS K

[liquidstatik]

PULLING OUT SCARES ME :X

[liquidstatik]

OKAY I WILL SUCK THIS FUCKERDOWN JUST FOR U SHUGGA

[cestkathryn]

THANK U BB I WILL REWARD U LATER K

[Sam]

LIQUIDSTATIK YOU SAID THAT ON OUR FIRST DATE!

[cestkathryn]

HOW LONG HAVE U GUYS BEEN DATING, I KIND OF WANT TO HIT BOTH OF THOSE

[MattJack]

OMG ME TOO LIQUID. WUT DO YOU SMOKE?

[Sam]

OH GOD ME AND LIQUID HAVE BEEN TOGETHER FOR EVVVVVVVEEEEERRRRRRRRRR

[MattJack]

[cestkathryn]

THATS CREEPY AND AMAZING AT THE SAME TIME

[liquidstatik]

I WANT TO PHOTOSHOP ME FUCKING KATHRYN GUYS HOLD ON THIS MIGHT TAKE A WHILE

[MattJack]

LOL NO IT WONT!

[cestkathryn]

SHOULD I GET CREEPED OUT BY THIS

[MattJack]

NO IT'S STANDARD PROCEDURE.

NEXT WE'LL PHOTOSHOP YOU AND RANDOM FARM ANIMALS, HAVE A GOOD TIME, AND SAY WE'LL CALL YOU TOMORROW BUT PROBABLY WONT

[cestkathryn]

FINE THEN I WONT SHOW MY BOOBS AND ILL WIND UP HOOKING UP WITH YOUR BEST FRIEND AND COMPLETELY WHIPPING HIM UNTIL HE IS A GIANT PUSSY

[MattJack]

MY BEST FRIEND IS DEAD THO

CHRIST YOU MAKE ME SO HOT

[cestkathryn]

THAT MAKES ME SAD ABOUT THE FRIEND AND HOT ABOUT MAKING YOU HOT

[liquidstatik]

ms paint :[