A guy was sitting at his computer one day where he spots the usual "make you penis bigger" email that gets thrown into the trash all the time. This time however, he decides to give it a shot. In the body of the email it asks how big he'd like to make his member. He types in what he wants and sends it off.
The next day he gets a knock at the door. He opens it to find a few Klan members, one of which is holding a noose. The guy asks why they are here and the klansman replies "why I do believe you said you wanted to be hung like a black man"