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Jan 21st, 2006, 03:38 AM
Allow me:
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Originally Posted by Schimid
Fuck you guys, cameras cost money
Awe, I could NEVER stay mad at YOU, I-Mockery.
SWEET JEEZUS, I recieved a treasure trove of pure, unadulterated Christmas joy!
i can barely contain my excitement...
Behold the majesty of the most unholy confectionary creation this side of Candy Corn, the Circus Peanut.
Look guys, I'm a Punk Rocker!
This little guy is so cute, I just had to have a dental showdown with him. I won.
goddamnit, what should I do now?
EXAGGERATED INTERNET FACE
I know, I'll send my gifts on a vacation to scenic Floormatia
Where it rains Circus Peanuts all day long!
BEFORE THIS STORY CONTINUES I CHALLENGE YOU TO A DENTAL SHOWDOWN!
Ok, we're good. So it seems as if Farnsworth the Special Mammal thing is enjoying Floormatia, located just south of the Coathanger Islands.
UH-oh, the Dead are rising and dolls are coming to life!What will I do?
At times like this, I like to keep my teeth nice and strong for the next DENTAL SHOWDOWN by chewing my nails.
It's Yukon Cornelious, protector of the innocent!
All of a sudden, his mountaineering urge took over, and Yukon scaled the thing's body. It's ok, though, because he had just died of AIDS before Yukon had shown up.
Did I tell you about how I won the National Dental Showdown that one time?
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Damnit your gifts sucked. That's the best I could do.
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I like snow. If winter's going to be cold anyway, at least have it be fun to look at. Probably why I was with my ex for so long...
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