an amazing influx of Squanto fans poured over and he wins the match. Thank you Squanto, you showed tolerance and love and broke bread with the white man when they would just only break your hearts.
The surviving members of the Patuxet tribe will get a Jukebox donated to their reservation in their honor.
I feel like I'm not cool enough to post here in this thread anymore. It's just like when I go to bars alone and end up smoking just to eavesdrop on other people, hoping someone will notice my quirks and strike up a conversation but that happens only once in a while and it's probably out of pity.