Actually my laptop may have been 800mhz but it's hard to say as I haven't used it since I've needed to open the CD drive with a paperclip and then hold the tray in place since it shakes violently when reading discs.
I don't use my laptop. Ever. It's useless. I just have it so that it exists and I can badmouth it. There is no CD-ROM drive and a CD holds more data than its hard drive.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE