It's one of those things that's best when you're listening to it and doing something else, I guess, cuz then you can tune out all the things that are wrong with it if you want to.
I loved most of Icky Thump, but I could not stand Conquest. It's just... weird. And seriously, Jack White is the palest motherfucker in existence.
PEOPLE ARE OVERRATED.
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I'm about to stop playing "Who Should I Kill First" in my head, and go with what feels natural.
I said he was the palest person ever I didn't say I hated pale people, JESUS CHRIST. I'm half-Scandinavian and could easily blind people in the winter.
I wish I could backtrack and say that I was kidding, but I really don't like Conquest in relation to the rest of the album--it just doesn't seem to fit with everything that's around it? Of course, I love "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" so you're welcome to blame it on my shitty taste, I won't cry. ;_;
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I'm about to stop playing "Who Should I Kill First" in my head, and go with what feels natural.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE