I don't recall Bram Stoker giving Dracula the ability to teleport around at a speed which allows you to either dodge his fireballs or hit him in the face, but not both
I like sucking boiled sweets but hate that I can't stop myself shattering them about the third of the way through as the shards stick between my loose fitting British teeth.
So I just spat the two-thirds finished sweet into my fresh & near boiling coffee & now it's making scary pinging noises & I'm not sure I want to try drinking it incase it explodes in my face like a lit firework.
Plus it would be a pretty bad story for explaining my badass face scarring.
i was watching that episode of captain planet where linka's cousin is all on drugs, and he busts thru a window and cuts up his arms and bleeds all over the floor. then od's and dies. how did that happen in a cartoon? it's hardkore.