Guys, I just realized that I made a mix-cd (for arguably academic purposes) for the cute lesbian TA who taught my class and later worked to have me removed from the university on the grounds of her having earlier stalked me enough to know my prior run-ins with mental health issues.
I did not, however, ever make a mix-cd for my ex-girlfriend who actually asked for one, and who later worked to have me removed from the university on the grounds that she came to really, really dislike me.