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Yeah... i guess i be putting too much pressure on myself to "Have Fun".
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I always have a ton of plans for my days off. Unfortunatly they inevitably degenerate into dicking around on the Internet, playing computer games against 12 years old Germans and, without putting too fine a point on it, ferociously masturbating.
Such is the life of a procrastinator I guess (or should that be pro-masturbator

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ADDED: This post was lies, I actually do squat-thrusts and talk to girls IRL.