Dear Diary, Today I yelled at Little Nephew again. I guess I really lost my cool this time, 'cause a little while later this social services worker showed up to question me. I could see her thong underwear above her low-rise jeans, and pretty soon we were gettin' madrutty.
Saturday SciFi channel is my daytime porn. Just watched Pterodactyl , starring Coolio as a Special Ops commander. That left me thinking how dumb it would be to have a commander give me orders in thug-speak.