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Creepy Old Fart
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Join Date: Oct 2007
Location: Illinois
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May 20th, 2008, 12:22 AM
Like misssspellings or punkuation are my problems...,,
I'm more concerned about the ducks in the backyard. They look REALLY bummed out since the pool (that hasn't been used in like 3 years) has been drained...
They're like "What the fuck, man? No warning? NO NOTICE? I HAD EGGS IN THAT THANG, YO! And you jus' WRECK THA MOTHADUCKING THANG, HUH? GODDAMN BABYKILLER!!! YOU JUST WAIT, BITCH-ASS, GAS GUZZLING, NON-FLYING, COUSIN-HUMPING BIPED!!! THE DUCKS MAY HAVE BEEN AT WAR WITH THE GEESE IN THIS TOWN, BUT THIS SHIT JUST GOT REAL!! YEAHHHHHHHH!!!! STUPID SAPIENS! STUPID HOMO!!! GONNA CALL THE SWANS TOO!!!"
I actually liked the ducks. Had no problem with them. It is beyond my control as it is NOT MY POOL, D!!! Quack all ya want. Won't bring the water back.
Bring your son that I saw you with, last week, and the wife. Bring the Geese. I would call the Swans but, I don't think Michael Gira and The Living Jarboe do that anymore.
Then, together, WE WILL DECLARE WAR ON THE SWIMMING MAMMALS THIS SUMMER!!!!
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