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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:56 AM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:57 AM       
Dbl, lol
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:58 AM       



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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:58 AM       
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 05:00 AM       
fucking internet fucking freezing up on me like it's so high and fucking mighty, fucking cuntwad
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 05:00 AM       
Welcome back!
How's the Diabeetus?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 05:02 AM       
I'm going to go listen to Tom Waits and swear like a sailor, night everyone
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 05:03 AM       
Good Niiiiiiight!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 05:05 AM       
She said "yes" to my favor by the way!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 07:36 AM       
I am going on less than 2 hrs of sleep, which was nothing in my ER days but gets harder the older I get The dog took a truly epic diarrhea-shit in the living room, then managed to make it even more epic by stepping in it and tracking foul-smelling shit prints all over the house before I could catch her.

She then went on to have two more episodes of the liquid variety out in the yard, at 4 am and 6 am

AND MY COFFEEMAKING STUFF WON'T BE FINISHED IN THE DISHWASHER FOR LIKE 20 MORE MINUTES :cry
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 09:30 AM       
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Tim Allen is arrested with 1.4 pounds of cocaine at Kalamazoo Airport in Michigan. After testifying against his partner, Allen serves only 2.5 years for felony drug possession. Otherwise, it would have been a life sentence. Tim later becomes a comic, ultimately landing the starring role in the ABC television sitcom Home Improvement.
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HAPPY BIRTHDAY, YOU PUNY LITTLE BASTARD. I DIDN'T HAVE ENOUGH TIME TO MAKE A MAN OUT OF YA, OBVIOUSLY, BUT COME BY ANY TIME AND I'LL WHIP YOUR SUPPLE LITTLE GIRL BODY INTO A SHAPE

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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 10:18 AM       
NEVAR FORGET!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 10:38 AM       
I WANT TO BE ASKED FOR A FAVOR TOO
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 10:47 AM       
I'll try and think of a favor to ask of you.
A real important one.

I'm sorry you're having a rough morning Kitsa. Doggie diarrhea is horrible stuff. This is why I don't have a dog.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 11:23 AM       
Kitsa always has the best poo stories.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 11:37 AM       
Poo stories are good.
Thank you for sharing them Kitsa!
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 02:15 PM       
Was Kitsa the one with the going through her own poo for medical reasons story, or was that Jeanette?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 03:50 PM       
That was Jeanette. I'm mainly saddled with the poo of others.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 03:59 PM       
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Uhhm, yeah, just who do you think you are?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:14 PM       
Can I get…any of you cunts…a drink?
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:19 PM       
Gonna make pizza
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:23 PM       
Nevermind, I found Honeycomb
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:24 PM       
Gonna make poo
Be sure and let Kitsa know.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:41 PM       
It doesn't count unless she has to clean it up.
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Old Oct 2nd, 2008, 04:56 PM       
Well I was bluffing anyway. As if I would poo at work. I mean Come On.
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