I love tales from the darkside, although the theme song scared the everloving shit out of me when I was a kid.
My favorite was "The Cutty Black Sow".
When I was out today I started losing peripheral vision in my right eye, which was alarming because I'm not used to migraines and that stuff. Then I started seeing flashing dots, like that test at the eye doctor's where you have to press the button when you see it flashing. My mom said I was getting a migraine and I didn't believe her. Then I got walloped in the head with a sledgehammer or something. Dear god, I can't move without wanting to puke and I don't even know if what I'm saying is coherent.
Of course my dog picks this time to go on a wild barking spree and the neighbor kids start in with know what know what know what know what know what.