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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:06 PM       
Well arent YOU just a ****** IN THE DARK.



My "Scarf" is A HARDCORE BANDANNA and it has PIRATE SIGNS ON IT and it says "100% Cotton" But YOU KNOW it really means "100% BAD ASS MOTHERFUCKER"

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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:06 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:06 PM       
Those don't fit either.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:07 PM       
Real men drink

And then beat up their girlfriends.
Heineken smells like skunk piss.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:07 PM       
I'll take anything with alchol in it Even coughing syrup
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:08 PM       
I only drink Root Beer and Vanilla Coke.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:09 PM       


Rongi, you are not - how may I put this delicately - "of age."

Baron Von Zipper, you are, what we like to call in the circle, "gay."

Robo, I am afraid to admit that if I ever were to discover your location, you would be drinking my fist.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:09 PM       
Shots of mouthwash are good too.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:10 PM       
REAL MEN DRINK THIS



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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:12 PM       
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Rongi, you are not - how may I put this delicately - of age.
God damn...not even rubbing alchol?
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:13 PM       
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Yep those were great back in the day. Too bad they don't sell `em anymore.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:13 PM       
I'm not of age either, so the best beer I've ever had was Heineken.

Bud tastes like someone gargled semen, held it in their mouth for a couple days and mixed it with year old fermented lawnmower grass, and bud is the only other beer I've had access to.

Smirnoff Ice is for women.

And Dave Foley.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:14 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:16 PM       
Those hard lemonade drinks are for pussies, but they have a higher alcohol content than beer. :/

Here's my favorite drink: take a Mike's hard lemonade, mix it with 3 or 4 shots of bacardi limon and some lemon juice.

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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:18 PM       
no, ky and other brand name lubricants are for pussies.

Alchohol can irritate the sensitive skin there.

They are for WOMEN.

and Dave Foley.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:19 PM       
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
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Robo, I am afraid to admit that if I ever were to discover your location, you would be drinking my fist.
Why would I want to drink a palmolive cocktail?
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:20 PM       
Oh, I see how it is then Jin. You're a pirate. Makes sense, drinking apple juice so YOU DON'T FUCKING GET SCURVEY! Well fuck that, and fuck you, you lying bastard. I know you're a old lady refugee, and you know it too.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:21 PM       
And I really need to get a new picture... because that one is 2 years old...


Besides the point, how the fuck did you get it?
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:23 PM       


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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
MIx the apple juice with something. I dunno vodka,Captain Morgan, or Jegermeister.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:23 PM       
I THINK YOU SHOULD GIVE A NEWER PIC TO CHOJIN

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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
It will be the fight of the century :o

Chojin, using his drunkin boxing technique

and Robo...who will just stand there and get pounded into the floor and cry.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:25 PM       


I had a beer once! It made me pass out on my bean bag chair!

And then dad violated me again in my drunken stupor. That was so NOT COOL.
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Old Feb 11th, 2003, 10:25 PM       
Dig the filename, Chojin.
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