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Old Sep 30th, 2006, 12:35 AM       
here is the truth: I didn't actually lie on my stomach much at all. And the real reason for taking the vicodan was because it was my birthday.
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Old Sep 30th, 2006, 12:36 AM       
god i just dont want this thread to end.

I'm so fucking great
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Old Sep 30th, 2006, 02:39 AM       
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Old Sep 30th, 2006, 02:41 AM       
You should rent a box truck for your birthday!
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Old Sep 30th, 2006, 03:22 PM       
how did you fall down the stairs? :[
were they slippery? :X
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Old Sep 30th, 2006, 06:54 PM       
Happy Belated Birthday from someone you hate
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Old Sep 30th, 2006, 11:04 PM       
Jixby, you are shit. You are atrocious shit.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 02:15 AM       
PLEASE EXPLAIN WHY
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 02:16 AM       
Juttin doesn't like his weight being made fun of!
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 02:21 AM       
I don't care about the weight thing. When did you mention weight?
How would you KNOW my weight, anyways?
From a stretched, blurred, swirled, and colored photo of me?

You follow up EVERYTHING I post with a comment about how much I suck. Or, an age crack. I'm probably 10 years younger than you.
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 02:21 AM       
Jixby don't litsen to them, I thnk you are a very spcieal person.
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 02:26 AM       
I mean, I can understand mocking and such, as this IS I-MOCKery
But, I just hate you. Personally. Seriously.
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 03:04 AM       
I-Juttin.
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 03:05 AM       
Quote:
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the wind
Did you hear that guys?
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 03:08 AM       
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I don't care about the weight thing. When did you mention weight?
How would you KNOW my weight, anyways?
From a stretched, blurred, swirled, and colored photo of me?
Because, John
After years of watching
scrambled pornography, I can catch a tit even in the most distored of pictures
and in your's I see, at least
two
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 11:22 AM       
That picture was from the shoulders up

Anything you claim to see is your own, strange, imagination
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 11:31 AM       
Not to mention that I only even made that TWO YEARS AGO.

I'm not going to post a pic. of myself,
as it will just be more fodder for jokes
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 12:46 PM       
i think you should be more self confident, man
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 03:24 PM       
Juttin is just upset because no one gives a fuck when it's his birthday!
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 03:35 PM       
Speaking of that, mine is in 28 days :/

Be sure to make angry comments then
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 08:27 PM       
28? That's the day Jixby's birthday was!

Happy Birthday Jixby!
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 08:29 PM       
Well, October 29. 1 day from Halloween.
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 08:31 PM       
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 08:32 PM       
Stop WHAT?
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Old Oct 1st, 2006, 08:35 PM       
I did an image search for "cake made out of meat" and I got a picture of this:

So I guess you get a David Bowie cake.
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