What you like in the opposite sex?

[executioneer]

what about PLEXI glass

[Rongi]

never did a plexi glass v*gina

[Big McLargehuge]

anybody who lists attributes they look for in a partner is just begging to be alone forever

[BlueOatmeal]

As long as she puts out! Am I right fellows???? It would also help if she was drugged up.

[Command Prompt]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

anybody who lists attributes they look for in a partner is just begging to be alone forever

so you're one of those, are you?

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by executioneer

what about if its a glass EYE though that might be kind of cool

She'll keep an eye out for you. :eyeseks

[MetalMilitia]

Originally Posted by executioneer

someone ALREADY DID MAKE THIS JOKE METALMILITIAN

God damnit.

always the bridsmade never the bride

... i dont really know what that saying means so no one make fun of me for using it.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Rongi

never did a plexi glass v*gina

It's like a salad bar with a spit-guard.

[Command Prompt]

Okay, I guess I've been shallow in looking for a girl thats smart, funny, and not have freakish fingers and toes, so fuck it, I'm kicking it up a notch.

GIRLS YOU HAVE NO CHANCE UNLESS YOU ARE THIS WOMAN

[the_dudefather]

and if she doesnt help 'the kids' by this afternoon we are going to BLOW UP ENGLAND

[nothing4buddha]

oh Command Prompt you comic genius!

[ziggytrix]

nice reference dudefather

[Big McLargehuge]

Originally Posted by Command Prompt

so you're one of those, are you?

What the fuck does that mean?

[Helm]

Originally Posted by Command Prompt

I agree with Helm

I mainly ment that you are pathetic, with your little underlined and neat list, you cunt. It's ok to have preferences. Everybody has preferences. But to have requirements, you must be some kind of major asshole. "Excuse me madam, would you say you qualify to be my girlfriend? You don't think so? Oh well... I guess, uh, sorry, ok be seeing you"

Never agree with me on anything. Never mention anything that includes a reference to me that might be construed as an attempt at befriending me, or that in turn you and are are even remotely grouped together in any way at all, ever. again. ever, ever. I think you're one of the most pathetic internet people I've met, and wouldn't care at all if you fucked off permanently. And if you think this is just stock i-mockery hazing omg you guys it's not. It's not that I don't like you because I'm a cynical bastard. I like stuff. I like flowers and sunday mornings. I fucking hate your guts, however. Really. So go on, change your account name one or twenty times to show me how upset you are.

[AChimp]

I only look for soft girl skin that I can wrap myself in like a cloak after I'm done with her.

[Dixie]

I only look for soft girl skin that I can wrap myself in like a cloak after I'm done with her.

Blow up dolls, party sheep, etc.

[Anonymous]

REMIND ME WHY YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS THIS!

[kellychaos]

I've never been berated by Helm like THAT before ... and believe me, brother, I've been berated by Helm.

[AChimp]

Originally Posted by Chojin

REMIND ME WHY YOU ARE QUALIFIED TO DISCUSS THIS!

Don't you know it.

[kellychaos]

Originally Posted by Immortal Goat

What do I like in the opposite sex?
MY PENIS!

A joke so nice, they said it thrice.

[Esuohlim]

Just one where no periods or poop comes out

[Jixby Phillips]

yeah no kidding how the heck can they expect me to want to put my penis in there when shes got poop coming out?? its uncivilized

[jimbutsu]

Originally Posted by Helm

I mainly ment that you are pathetic, with your little underlined and neat list, you cunt. It's ok to have preferences. Everybody has preferences. But to have requirements, you must be some kind of major asshole. "Excuse me madam, would you say you qualify to be my girlfriend? You don't think so? Oh well... I guess, uh, sorry, ok be seeing you"

Good news, Helm!

That's kinda sorta pretty much what I thought when I saw this thread- we don't even need to bicker over this one! I apologize if I'm out of line in agreeing with you.

As for what I'm looking for in a woman, it's whatever my wife is at any given moment in time. I'd miss half of my stuff too much to feel otherwise.

[Helm]

Not everything around here will revolve around you, or me, or us agreeing, dissagreeing or fighting at any given time, jim. I don't need your apology for anything, I do not have this kind of relationship with almost noone in this forum. Do whatever the hell you want, and the pieces will fall where they must.

Also, you're married, you fucking fag.

[jimbutsu]

Sarcasm is lost on you.

But yeah, I'm married.


Oh wait, were *you* being sarcastic?