HEY LURKERS GROW SOME BALLS AND POST! :D

[FS]

Oh yeah, that's exactly what this board needed. A character to reply back and forth with Mad Max with. Take it to Mock Wars if you're going to do it, please.

Still, it might be beneficial in some way to go through the user database some time and delete all those people who've signed up more than a month ago and never posted (or people who only made like one post and vanished). When I looked through the list of users once, I think there were at least 20 pages of users who've never posted.

[dead_pigeon]

Hmm... perhaps Mad Max's seemingly psychotic behaviour belies his insight....
I mean, most of the people who post (me included) probably aren't useful in any way, but better than those who sign up and DO NOTHING!

[Dole]

There are certainly lots of people who registered whom I wish had never posted.

[Helm]

Hasn't hawaiian mage been around for like, 5 years now?

[Seven Force]

Originally Posted by hawaiian mage

Dude. Fuck. YOU. I'll fucking rape your eyes out you pork-ramming newbie faggot.

Get the hell out of my sight, and don't ever even SAY my name again. Fuck...

Fuck you, you're more of a newbie than I am, and nobody was talking to you, moron. You can leave.

Ted Danson Ted Danson Ted Danson

[FS]

Originally Posted by SevenForceIncUSA

you're more of a newbie than I am,

Actually, no he's not, fecal breath.

[Seven Force]

Well, excuuuuse me for not knowing. lol

:P

[Matt Harty]

Posting less will decrease the chances of you embarassing yourself.

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by Matt Harty

Posting less will decrease the chances of you embarassing yourself.

Then practice what you preach fucktard.

Originally Posted by FS

Oh yeah, that's exactly what this board needed. A character to reply back and forth with Mad Max with.

Why thank you Mr. Satan for that sterling example of redundancy! And I couldn't agree more, it IS exactly what this board needed!


I would also like take this opportunity to welcome dead_pigeon to the forums! Thank you for your contributions and keep up the posting!

[center:49e6e9353f]And remember no matter what they say, your posts count! [/center:49e6e9353f]

[Seven Force]

I'm not even embarrased. I just made a mistake.

A dumb mistake, but still...

[dreaddi]

hello.

[hawaiian mage]

Man, I was here back when this board was cool. YEARS ago. And you know how we managed to get the board that way? By gang banging every newbie that came in and telling them never to post again.

I myself thought the process questionable at the time, but you know what? It worked, man. It fucking worked.

[Matt Harty]

But then you miss out on new quality members, which we could use.

[mubert]

Originally Posted by Dole

There are certainly lots of people who registered whom I wish had never posted.

Hi.

[hawaiian mage]

Hey, Matt Harty! You know those brass spikes they put on the top of flag poles? Go shove one up your ass!

[Anonymous]

Originally Posted by hawaiian mage

Man, I was here back when this board was cool. YEARS ago. And you know how we managed to get the board that way? By gang banging every newbie that came in and telling them never to post again.

I myself thought the process questionable at the time, but you know what? It worked, man. It fucking worked.

I swear you fucking "vets" got nothing else to do, but whine about the old boards and claim how everything was better on there. Get a fucking life and get over it already fucktards.
Besides you're wrong anyway because...

1. "Gang banging the newbies" doesn't work anymore. If anything it encourages them to post more frequently.
2. These boards were NEVER cool.

Now I'd like to ENCOURAGE newbie fucktards like Mubert to post more often! Your contribution is appreciated!

[Seven Force]

Mad Max...is fucking right.

You vets do whine. A lot!

I'm gonna post non-stop!

[ThisIsWitty]

Hey, great idea. Way to copy me, you asshat.

[Seven Force]

What are you talking about?

[Anonymous]

[center:bdf345ec6f]YES!

I AM SPREADING THE CHAOS!

I AM MULTIPLYING THE TERROR!


"VETS", YOUR FUCKTARD REIGN IS COMING TO AN END, THE OLD ORDER WILL DIE! I TOLD YOU A REVOLUTION WAS COMING AND I'M LEADING THE FUCKING CHARGE! THIS IS THE DARK AGES MOTHERFUCKERS!

alistedcrime
Neveroutgunned
bumface95
DrFred
freezedriedfetus
qweww
Pieborg

Lurkers, You still haven't posted! DO IT NOW! Your Dark Lord commands you!

I want posts that say "Hi! I'm new!"
I want posts that ask stupid questions!
I want posts that are utterly useless in everyway!
I want you to rack up your post count to 40 posts per day!
I want you to start insulting everyone and anyone in EVERY FUCKING THREAD.

I want this board to be flooded with to such a degree of stupid fucking newbieness from General Blabber to the fucking Thread Backups!

And for all the Newbies that have already posted continue your fucking bombardment!

ANARCHY, APOCALYPSE, AND ARMAFUCKINGGEDDON!

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[Seven Force]

Geez...i'll post, but they won't be useless. :/

[punkgrrrlie10]

robble robble.

[dead_pigeon]

Originally Posted by SevenForceIncUSA

Geez...i'll post, but they won't be useless. :/

Ummm.... wasn't that post useless in itself?
Oh, I see, you did that on purpose for humour.
Didn't you???

[hawaiian mage]

Yeah, that's a great way to dig yourself out of a hole: change your tone and suddenly try and make it seem like your idea was one big elaborate joke.

Let the records show that Mad Max officially saved face in my book.

This is hawaiian mage, signing out.

[Guitar Woman]

I just realized that Diddy Kong Racing sucks.