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The Retro Kat · #26

I don't think vagina's taste or smell good, but I'll do what they want because I'm a guy, and that's what we do for women.

Helm · #27

Fuck you. That's not what 'guys do', that's what pussywhipped morons do. Just because you're a gutless turd with the approximate willpower of a newt, doesn't mean you have to attribute your failings to the rest of mankind.

glowbelly · #28

exactly. guys don't do anything we tell them to do, ESPECIALLY not consciously.

Royal Tenenbaum · #29

Maybe RetroKat doesn't like the taste because the only ones he has had are unkempt and stinky. :/

glowbelly · #30

maybe you are really a VIRGIN

Royal Tenenbaum · #31

Maybe I am, and maybe you are as well. :/ You need not get prissy at me just because you have a stinky vagina like the one's RetroKat hates.

The Retro Kat · #32

Hey, I do what I can to please my women.

And by women, I mean woman.

GnrySgtHartman · #33

YOU DONT SCARE ME!

Zosimus · #34

I LOVE pussy. If I could bury my face in it I would. You gotta be gay not to love it!

Helm · #35

Uh, I guess I'm gay, then.

Chojin, I think we're just about to become even better friends

Zosimus · #36

Well there is nothing wrong with being gay Helm, but if you are into girls/women, then I have to say: Too bad for you man, you are missing out BIG time!
Its a turn-on that just keeps turning me on, and on, and on, and on.........

Royal Tenenbaum · #37

Pussy is, indeed, really good. I honestly enjoy the taste of it.

Anonymous · #38

Great. Fantastic. Shut up.

CaptainBubba · #39

Does Dennys have pussy? If so, does it come with links and hash browns?

I fucking LOVE hash browns.

The Retro Kat · #40

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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum

Pussy is, indeed, really good. I honestly enjoy the taste of it.

I don't know what you are talking about, I hate the taste,and smell for that matter, but if my girlfriend is pleasing me, and she want's to get eaten out, god damn it, ill do it.

CaptainBubba · #41

YES, BUT DOES SHE COME WITH A SIDE ORDER OF GRITS??

kellychaos · #42

I saw a girl in Thailand that could shove a stack of quarters up there and drop 'em one at a time. You have to admire that kind of control

... although she probably was in need of a lil' labiaplasty ... whateva :/

glowbelly · #43

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Originally Posted by Royal Tenenbaum

Maybe I am, and maybe you are as well. :/ You need not get prissy at me just because you have a stinky vagina like the one's RetroKat hates.

i hate saying this, but dude? i was fucking kidding. calling someone a virgin isn't an insult.

as for my vagina, you just go on believing that it's the stinkiest, grossest, giant, gaping gash that was ever present on a female. at least i will take solace in knowing that you would never come near it.

The Retro Kat · #44

shot down

Royal Tenenbaum · #45

"at least i will take solace in knowing that you would never come near it."

No, I would never cum near it for fear of STDs.

James · #46

SSA is as CLEVER!

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Hey, I do what I can to please my women.

That's nice of you to let them see other people.

Anonymous · #47

SSA yearns for Glowbelly, but her diseases are the only thing that stands in his way.

Maybe if she got tested, Snake? You could take her out to see a movie. In a REAL theatre, with REAL christmas lights lining the walkway, not one of those commercial whoratoriums that serve popcorn and show films by people outside a five-mile radius of your town. And clutch at your chest and let out a little heartfelt sigh at the most grabbing moments of the four-hour black-and-white production. Then it would be a slow, smooth ride back home in your father's volvo, with the sunroof up so you could pretend you were in a convertible.

'Heck,' one Champagne Supernova later, you could nervously ask if it would be kosher to fully explore her second base.