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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:17 PM       
Bible tracts in my candy would warrant a return trip to that house...

there's just something about the line: "share your faith with carved vegetables" that is grotesquely funny... ever see the Roberto Benigni scene from "before night falls"?
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:20 PM       
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Emphasize "coolness" of Jesus and offer "Radical Salvation".
I can so imagine a guy dressed up in a badly fitting neon-colors jogging suit littered with buttons, telling people what a "hep cat" Jesus is and occasionally taking out his pocket jive dictionary to throw in some new terms.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 04:53 PM       
i like this one better

"BOO! I'm John the Baptist, and these are my many exciting exploits..."

sad thing is... i di dress up as john the baptist when i was in 4th grade... i couldnt run very fast so tag sucked, and i had a paper bag...

so the next year i was a woman, w/ a nice dress, lipstick, earrings, and had a purse.

now i carry a shot glass.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 05:45 PM       
THat John the Baptist pic could be photoshopped for super happy fun time!

But don't expect me to do one.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 08:29 PM       
I almost feel dumb for taking so damn long to get the joke.

This is quite possibly the most elaborate parody I've ever seen. There are things on that site that are very obviously not sincere (look at pastor's corner), yet most of the members have e-mail addresses @youthpastor.org and stuff like that (along with one at occultmail ). It almost seems as if half the site is real and half of it is a parody, like some guys hijacked it or something.

Unreal.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 09:00 PM       
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I almost feel dumb for taking so damn long to get the joke.

This is quite possibly the most elaborate parody I've ever seen.
I think you're right. I found this on bouzou.com:
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Creation Science Fair: Hoax or Real?

Is this site, Creation Science Fair, an elaborate hoax in the same vein as Penguin Warehouse or Dog Island? The people and places mentioned on the site (Dr. Richard Paley, Marian County, Fellowship University) cannot be found except on this site. It is very, very over the top. Objective: Christian Ministries is the same site that claimed Macintosh computers were satanic. That site also went on a tear about a heresy called triclavianism.

One theory: it is actually a publicity stunt for the parody site, Landover Baptist,. It may also be a troll (as in flamebait). The blog, Lipstick Librarian, gives some of the reasons for thinking it is a hoax. The Mac thing really got some people riled up and Applelinks Web site presents evidence of the site's bogusness. About.com has checked in with its opinion of the site's hoaxicity. I did not find anything on the Web that corroborated that Objective: Christian Ministries was in fact, authentic.

Contagious media? Parody? Flamebait? If so, it is a pretty good job. And a more than a little bent and dark.
It has to be a hoax. A VERY well done hoax. I can breathe a sigh of relief now knowing that my Halloween won't be tainted by finding Bible passages in my Kit Kats.
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Old Oct 3rd, 2003, 09:06 PM       
wow... that was extremely well done... i even sent off a few emails noting how the elephant does a seig heil... and the game theory is full of crap...
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 12:13 AM       
Although this IS an elaborate and very well done hoax, there is a bit of sad truth to the matter. There ARE people like that out there. I can't even take a shit in a public restroom anymore without the words "If you were to die right now, would you go to the Kingdom of Heaven?" in my face. For the love of FUCK, do I need to think about that while I am lightening my load? When I am in there, I think of cleansing my BOWELS, not my SOUL!!!
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 05:51 AM       
Fucking get over it.
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 04:00 PM       
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"Hand out Bible tracts not candy"

These are EXACTLY the kind of people that I absolutely despise.
Where are bible tracts in relation to apples with inserted razor blades on the Halloween hierarchy?
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 07:57 PM       
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 08:02 PM       
that is one of the coolest belt buckles i've ever seen
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 08:52 PM       
belt buckles are for kids who listen to saves the day and dashboard confessional.
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 09:40 PM       
i'm 28 and don't know either of those bands. now what, fucko?
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Old Oct 4th, 2003, 11:55 PM       
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 12:06 AM       
"This will help create in the child a positive association with Christianity, countering the anti-Christian indoctrination rampent in secular society."

Now we have proof they use subliminal messaging and mind control :O


The forces of Secularism just keep trying. It would be comical if it weren't so dastardly.

I so want a shirt like that.[/i]
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 12:12 AM       
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yes. i'll be 29 in 8 months. that means i'll be 30 in 20 months. did you think noob3 was kidding when he called me "mom?"
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 01:09 AM       
i'll be 19 on halloween.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 01:16 AM       
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You better get some damn good candy.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 10:38 AM       
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It's just that this doesn't seem like something most adults would do...

I SALUTE YOU!!!
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 11:50 AM       
Glowbelly suffers from what's called a peter pan syndrome. Her mind's wandering off in the never never land.
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Old Oct 5th, 2003, 05:49 PM       
You liar, glowbelly. You're too hot to be in your late twenties.
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