I was sitting at home one day, and there was a knock on the door. "Hmm, that's funny. I'm not expecting anybody today..." I thought. I opened the door, and there was this awkward looking fellow, he couldn't be a day older than 15. He was wearing blue overalls with a pokemon cap designed to look like Ash's.
"Is this the residence of Marc Summers?" he asked in an artificially gruff voice. "Oh...ya..." I responded.
"I'M GOING TO KIDNAP YOU AND MAKE YOU MY BITCH"
"I'd like to see you try...wait, let me get the camera"
"Take a look at THESE" he said as he flashed his man boobs at me.
I howled in pain and immediately knocked myself out with a bat. As I was blissfully falling unconcious, I swear I heard the words of "BEEF JERKY JERK OOOOOOOOOOFF"
When I woke up I was shivering in fright. I was tied to a chair with the ropes they used to tie up Fujiko in episode 4 of Lupin III. Wait, how did I know that? My pupils became pinpoints as I gathered my surroundings. Posters of Ranma 1/2, Dragon Half, Dragonballz, and Yuyu Hakusho decorated the otherwise drab surroundings.
"I've got you now, you little bitch, now me and God and Jesus are going to continue the punishment..." He popped in a Betamax tape of Sailor Moon and I sweated up a storm. I managed to slip out of the bindings because of my slender frame (6 feet and 120 pounds of PURE MUSCLE
) and slipped out of the room while he was chanting the Sailor Moon theme song while fiddling with the tracking.
JON CLEMENT, I WILL HAVE MY REVENGE
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