PICTURE STORY OF MY CHRISTMAS SEASON!
*WARNING: LONG PICTORIAL STORY*
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My Christmas season had been not that happy. I had a lot of classes, and I think I heard a story about a puppy being run over last week.
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Then the mail came. Great, bill, bill, bill... what's this?
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For me? FROM I-MOCKERY?!
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Could this bee the thing that turns my season, nay, my LIFE around?
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Body crayons, a freaky mouth, and SEX ED GUM?! I WAS RIGHT!
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Eh? A note? From RoG?! I feel honored! Wait, what's it say there?
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Wait, why would RoG want to see me...
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Oh, wait. Yeah.
Let's try the crayons, first...
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Could I be a model you guys?
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See, like, I'm such a pimp, I like this one girl, but then there's this other girl, and I'M SO OUTRAGEOUS THAT I ALSO MIGHT LIKE PENIS!
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There's the sex gum. No boner yet...
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But I did get the uncontrollable urge to make out with that freaky little thingamafuck.
But how to combine these all together? Well, this one's for you, RoG. You asked for it...
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Blame RoG for that display of flesh. Not me.
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Even with all this goodness, I was still sad. I thought of the puppy again.
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But wait, wasn't there something I missed?
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It seems that there's something underneath...
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YES! THERE IT IS! MY HOLIDAY SALVATION!!!
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Now THAT'S truth in advertising!
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Oh, and RoG, I don't think popcorn travels very well in the mail. It's all stale.