I'm a god damned theif

[Matt Harty]

Originally Posted by Big McLargehuge

I only steal from places i fucking hate. I don't steal from places i respect. Or from people, ever.

I almost don't hate you now.

[Big McLargehuge]

That's what i was going for

[NOT Jixby Phillips]

So, uh, what kind of things do you steal? Where from? How do you accomplish this?

*gets on the phone with the police... waits for bigmclargehuge to answer my questions*

[Guitar Woman]

When I was 15, I would steal anything. Work gloves, loose change, hedge trimmers, stationary, food, etc.
I also loaded up on packets of free condiments at various fast food restraunts. I still do that, because I'm a fucking cheapskate. :_:

[executioneer]

i stole some magic cards once just to see if i could (and i could lol)