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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:03 PM       
Why didn't you just go buy a can of chili and some hot dogs?
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:10 PM       


WHOAH, WHOAH, WHOAH! ONE PERSON AT A TIME! I WANT TO HEAR FROM EACH OF YOU. I WANT TO YOUR SIDE OF THE STORY, BUT FOR CHRISSAKES, SPEAK ONE AT A TIME SO I CAN MAKE SENSE OF THIS DEBACLE!
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:13 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:13 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:14 PM       


SON, I'M GONNA HAVE TO ASK YOU TO REMOVE THE UMBRELLA HAT AND DISENGAGE THE MOTOR ON THAT HOPPY VEHICLE IMMEDIATELY!
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:32 PM       
Actually I believe that's a wacky bouncing caterpillar, Sarge. There is no motor.
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:32 PM       


GET BACK IN THE SQUAD CAR, HANRAHAN!!
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:36 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 12:38 PM       
Yes sir, sir.
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 01:25 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 01:40 PM       


JUST WHAT? WERE YOU ABOUT TO SAY SOMETHING ABOUT THE MARI-JOE-WANA, SON? YOU KNOW THAT STUFF WILL ROT YOUR BRAIN AND MAKE YOUR TESTES SHRIVEL UP TO THE SIZE OF A GODDAMNED TREE GRUB. UP AGAINST THE CAR AND SPREAD 'EM! BEFORE I SEARCH YOU, DO YOU HAVE ANY CONCEALED WEAPONS OR DRUGS THAT I SHOULD KNOW ABOUT?
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 01:44 PM       
*sniff* just this sack of chronic officer oh and the porta methlab in the trunk but it's cool if i keep it locked right?
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 01:46 PM       
just kidding guys crack is wack!
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 01:52 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 02:01 PM       
FIGHT THE CRYSTAL MENACE
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 02:05 PM       


ALRIGHT, EVERYBODY ON THE GROUND AND PUT YOUR HANDS BEHIND YOUR HEAD NOW! I'M CALLING FOR BACKUP BEFORE THIS SITUATION GETS OUT OF CONTROL. *CLICK* THIS IS OFFICER MOCKERY, I'VE GOT A 415C AND A 647B SIMULTANEOUSLY TAKING PLACE HERE. OFFICER NEEDS ASSISTANCE!
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 02:06 PM       
Why does this Koolaid mix smell like cat pee Mr?
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 02:09 PM       
I liked this thread a lot before ArrowX showed up
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 02:21 PM       
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 02:44 PM       


NOBODY MOVE BACKUP HAS ARRIVED! OFFICER SWANSON DEMANDS RESPECT! NO ONE MAKES A NOISE OR I WILL PLUG YOU!
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 02:53 PM       


GODDAMNIT! WHY AREN'T YOU WEARING THE PROPER ATTIRE? GODDAMNED ROOKIES JUST OUT OF THE ACADEMY STILL HAVE NO GODDAMNED IDEA OF WHAT THEY'RE GODDAMNED DOING. LOOK, JUST GO INTERVIEW SOME OF THE WITNESSES AND I'LL HANDLE THESE PUNKS.
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 03:01 PM       


WHICH ONE OF THESE DIRTBAGS FITS THE BILL, HUH? WHO'S FIRST YOU PUNKS?!
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 03:10 PM       


DID SOMEONE CALL FOR BACKUP? HOMELAND SECURITY IS HERE FROM LAS VEGAS! EVERYONE STAND DOWN, LET THE BIG BOYS PLAY!
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 03:15 PM       


WHO INVITED THESE VEGAS CLOWNS!??
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Old Dec 7th, 2006, 03:19 PM       
I'm eatting chilidogs for lunch now... laced with LSD YOU STUPID COPSUCKERS.
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