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ThisIsWitty · #26

Not even a full day and all ready you're sucking cock like a pro. Good job!

EisigerBiskuit · #27

I've been sucking cock ever since I came here 2 years ago, and became more of a cock sucker listening to you. Good day
and by the looks of it, your the forum bitch, so theres no room for you to talk, with all that virtual forum cock being shoved down your throat

Mockery · #28

Quote:

Originally Posted by McClain

Wait a minute... I'M NOT A MODERATOR ANYMORE? WHAT THE FUCK ROG? I TAKE A TWO MONTH HIATUS AND YOU BLACKLIST ME? YOU TAKE ME OFF THE STAFF PAGE AND NOW THIS?!

I'm for a rebellion. Anyone like me, who is on the outside looking in, may join my cause. I don't know what I'm going to do yet (perhaps plead) but I'll think of something.

Actually you are on the staff page:

"We also have occasional guest appearances over the years from people such as McClain, Pjalne, Mew, FatSatan, Killing Joke, and others. So when you see some new material from them on here, it probably means we recently blackmailed them."

If ya want to have a more prominent staff pic or what have ya, just start sending in the content once a month and also send me a photo of yourself and the bio info that you'd like there. That goes for you too Pjalne, FS, etc.

I removed the mod stuff from ya a while ago cuz you were never really on anymore dude, and that's kind of a requirement for being a mod. :P Even when you were around, it was like for a few minutes per week max... but if you think you'll be around more, I'll gladly give it back to ya.

-RoG-

McClain · #29

Stipulations this... Red Tape that... And here I thought you bestowed these gifts to me because I'm |337.
You know, it isn't easy being a BBS ninja. Drop in quickly for a kill then disappear. I'M A FECKIN' VET.

You see this shit people? You see how Roger treats his employees?

You'll have something on your desk ASAP.

EisigerBiskuit · #30

while were at it, tell everyone how much I rock, Mock
well that was weird

Mockery · #31

Hey, at least your title is funny for a change.

Black Flag · #32

i think all the staff page should say is "black flag did something here once! it was awesome"

McClain · #33

Back in the day when I was a mod, I would scope out the secret pages on occasion.
There was a whole forum dedicated to your sole contribution.

McClain · #34

And what constitues a "guest appearances" anyway? I think I've contributed over a dozen or so pieces. Whether they be minimocks or VD. Is there a middle ground for people like us? More than a few, less than the rest?

AChimp · #35

If you're not happy with your treatment on I-Mockery, I'm sure you'll find me more than amenable. I am willing to take it in all orifices and will call you whatever you want.

ziggytrix · #36

that's just creepy chimp

Hobo Renee · #37

Have I mentioned how depressed this whole secret forum thing is making me?

x infinite

pjalne · #38

Oh, it's not THAT awesome. Partying ALL THE TIME gets kinda old, and when I try to say "Hey, Rog, I'm gonna head back home and go to bed," he's all like "Oh no you don't! This is MY party, and I'M the one who decides when the party is over!" And I'm all like "But I'm tired, dude," and he's all like "BUT THIS IS MY PARTY! YOU ALWAYS FUCKING RUIN EVERYTHING IF YOU DON'T STAY YOU'RE NOT MY FRIEND!"

Dole · #39

NONE of you are allowed to post in the secret message board inside my face. There is cake there, and everyone has their flobbilydobbilies out in their avatars. And they are all hot.

FS · #40

The secret forum is full of cake and cookies and sunshine and rainbows and ponies and unicorns and pegasus....es and flowers and fairies and cosmic dust and peanuts and happy and love and tentacle hentai.

But whenever I go in there they immediately tie me up, blindfold me, and make me be the snacks table. And all night long they tell me they're going to do horrible things to my face and skull.

I HATE it in there.

Carnivore · #41

The secret forum sucks because I'm not there. Plain and simple.

I'm off to work for 24 hours now :/

Mockery · #42

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Originally Posted by McClain

Is there a middle ground for people like us? More than a few, less than the rest?

Aye, that's pretty much it. People who've contributed a handful of pieces over the years, but not every month or every 2 months or what have you. But that has nothing to do with the board moderator stuff.

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Originally Posted by FS

But whenever I go in there they immediately tie me up, blindfold me, and make me be the snacks table. And all night long they tell me they're going to do horrible things to my face and skull.

I HATE it in there.

Wait, when did you go back to visit your parents house?