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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 04:26 PM       
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Amy Lee
Dubya (if I had a boxing glove filled with horseshoes )
Robert Englund
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 04:30 PM       
George Romero
Quentin Tarantino
Robert Rodriguez
Bruce Campbell
Robert Englund (I'd get him to kill skullhedface )
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 05:52 PM       
1. Jesus
2. William Shakespeare
3. Bruce Campbell
4. Bill Hicks
5. Tom Waits
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 06:16 PM       
I called Englund first Zomboid, maybe if while you're in your death throes you can have a dream about Freddy killing me heh heh heh
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 06:19 PM       
Or maybe I can kill you myself

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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 09:28 PM       
I want to meet Jenna Jameson, except she can't be wearing clothes.


Optimus Prime was a genius choice.
I want to meet Randy Rhoads, too.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 10:50 PM       
Why does everyone want to 'one day meet -RoG-?'

Chances are, if you want to meet Mock, he doesn't want to meet you.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 11:39 PM       
C'est Vrai.
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Old Mar 28th, 2003, 11:44 PM       
McClain, you chose Dane Cook!! I thought I was the only person that thought he was that brilliant.
I never thought I'd see a comedian tell a laughing audience to "be quiet" so he could go on with what he was saying.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 10:53 AM       
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 11:49 AM       
Wow, Optimus Prime would be key.
Although, Prime loses much of his merit if he can't show off his awesome gun.

So why not bring Megatron along as well? (we can kick him in the shins)

Now, let's go from cellulose to cellulite:
1) Winston Churchill
I've wanted to meet Winston Churchill since I was in the 6th grade. He has a reputation for being a hilarious character, and he had extreme resolve during WW2. That, and a close friend of mine is actually a distant cousin of his. Neato.
2) Johnny Knoxville
God, I want to punch that guy.
3) Charles Manson
Sucks that somebody beat me to it.

My Churchill-relative friend bought be that for Christmas one year, completely out of the blue. Very interesting read.
4) Rivers Cuomo
Wow, I'm going to get the shit pounded out of me for saying that, aren't I?
5) James Michael Curly
Perhaps the most corrupt politian ever. The only Mayor of Boston ever to have been elected while incarcerated.
If you're going to vote for James Michael Curly, vote often, and early.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 07:44 PM       
I read that book, and I almost felt like I was going schizophrenic reading it.

Manson's ghostwriter didn't do much to make that book come close to making much sense either. My guess is the ghostwriter was trying TOO hard to sound like Manson himself.
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Old Mar 29th, 2003, 07:46 PM       
In no order whatsoever:

Mike Patton
Andrew Vachss
Greg Graffin (wait, I already met him. Twice.)
Chris Hannah from Propagandhi
Steve Buscemi
And probably either Tom Hanks or the two chicks from Dance Hall Crashers.

Oh, and just for nostalgia's sake, Chris Jericho when he was in WCW.
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 02:52 AM       
You know what, shit, swap out Manson. Pop Douglas Adams in there, how the hell could I have forgotten him?
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 03:07 AM       
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Glenn Danzig (again)
Bruce Campbell
Bruce Lee
Captian Planet (if I had an aresol can of hair spray and some Raid, fun stuff then)
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 04:15 AM       
Audrey Hepburn ^_^
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 04:31 AM       
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Old Apr 4th, 2003, 04:36 AM       
1. My alter ego, Professor Cruel
2. her
3. him
4. them
5. you
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