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Sam · #26

EXCEPT FOR TALKING TO THE LADIEZ!

BlueOatmeal · #27

YEAH!!

BlueOatmeal · #28

So I'm talking to this girl that I met through some friends but I don't know what to say to her. Its all the pointless shit like "Do you read books?" and "I sure do like music, do you like music?"

:/

Terra · #29

Keep drinking Oatie. Then you'll be fly.

noob3 · #30

ask her if she likes to fuck

zeldasbiggestfan · #31

Thatll get a conversation going.

Yggdrasill · #32

Have someone push her down the stairs while your at the bottom just in time to catch her in your arms

zeldasbiggestfan · #33

BlueOatmeal · #34

Thats really fucking romantic.

Mystie · #35

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Originally Posted by BlueOatmeal

So I'm talking to this girl that I met through some friends but I don't know what to say to her. Its all the pointless shit like "Do you read books?" and "I sure do like music, do you like music?"

:/

Try some of the lines I always get like, "My horoscope today said I'm going to have a wildnight," or "Have I ever told you you have a great set of tits?" and the ever-popular, "Don't worry, baby, if I get you pregnant I'll take responsibility."

noob3 · #36

So, do you like to fuck?

BlueOatmeal · #37

Crazy story today guys. Ok so I'm walking to my car after class when I see Justin and Tommy so I say hi and Justin is all like "Come to the the health center with me I feel kinda ill" So I go with him and there is this girl sitting in the waiting room with crutches that Justin knows so we talk to her and shes trying to find someone to give her a ride to the hospital off campus, so I say, out of nowhere "I'll take you" So I do and throughout the whole hospital experience I just stared at her HUGE fucking titties and jumbo butt. It was a fun day.

zeldasbiggestfan · #38

Your so sly with the ladiez oatmeal! We all love you

sadie · #39

back away from the we.

MetalMilitia · #40

The views expressed by Zeldasbiggestfan may not necessarily represent the views of the I-Mockery community.

However in this case BlueOatmeals extreme level of creepyness is somewhat endearing

liquidstatik · #41

MetalMilitia, i think you're jealous ;x

RectalWart · #42

And you guys got mad at me for calling zelda a fag alla time.

BlueOatmeal · #43

I kick so much ass!

zeldasbiggestfan · #44

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Originally Posted by RectalWart

And you guys got mad at me for calling zelda a fag alla time.

Yeah becuase you did it every damn post. You can do it once in awhile but jesus it was all the time.

noob3 · #45

yeah i mean calling him a fag should be a once a day thing not all day then ur addicted

ps zelda is a fag

cut that hair boy ull get more ladies

less gay men :d

BlueOatmeal · #46

When a girl says "I owe you big time!" that means I can see her titties right?

MetalMilitia · #47

atleast!

Grislygus · #48

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Originally Posted by Noob3

ps zelda is a fag

cut that hair boy ull get more ladies

less gay men :d

Unfortunately, I can actually attest to the side effects of hippie hair. Most of the girls who hit on me look like they just rode out of the county fair (Three of them I actually met at county fairs), and I've been hit on by a couple of people who I never, ever wanted to know were gay.

...

But at least I can ROCK OUT, amirite?