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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 01:57 PM       
Sorry about your cat.

My dog almost died once when he was hit by a car. He is a Chihuahua, and he only weighed 7 pounds at the time.
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 02:00 PM       
Why :<

Why couldn't it have been you :<
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 02:02 PM        Sad
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Old Jun 13th, 2003, 09:42 PM       
your cat is in hell.
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 07:52 AM        cat
I know how hard it was for me to lose a cat, so I will tell some jokes, modified to make them appropriate.


how do you unload a hundred kittens from a pickup truck?
with a pitchfork.



why don't they make bunkers out of kittens?
cause when you stuff a kitten in a sandbag, it won't shut up!


how do you get a kitten out from under your car?
blow it in place


what do you call a cat that is on fire?
lunch


what's better than sex with a 9 lb cat?
sex with her kittens

what's better than that?
post-microwave-kitten sex


hey, what's that smell?
you know.
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Old Jun 14th, 2003, 07:55 AM       
that's a pretty poop thing to happen, I feel sorry for you.
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