CHOSE YEWR OWN AVENCHARS ASSHOALE!!1

[THROAT WOBBLAR_2000_4EVAR]

HELO.

maney of yuo eldarey eyemockars may woandar whare i hvae been and juast let me say tihs about taht: I DOANT WANT 2 TALK ORE THAINK ABUOT IT EVAR AGAIN EVAR

but dureng my lonng absance i feal taht i hvae matuared in maney ways in teh senze taht i doant call evaryoen fargots all teh tiame and whenevar i hear a fart jokae channces aer taht i woant laugh foaur teh rest of teh day whenvar i thiank abuot it again.

anyawy i realize taht tihs is a chose yuoar own avenchar storey thraed adn tharefore shouald be in teh stories foar the bored board but i am a rebael adn taht means posteng whare yuoar NOT suppoased to poast!1

ANYWAY HEAR IS TEH ACTSHUAL STOAREY. TEH FIARST PERSAON TO REPLEY WIATH THAIER CHOIWSE WIALL DECIADE TEH FATE OF TEH STORAEY adn let me tells yuo it is LEGENDARY adn EPIC (butt moare legendarey den epiac)


LOL I TYPED 'BUTT' INSTEAD OF 'BUT' hHAHhaha

ANYWAY
YUO aer alone in yuoar houase adn ti si nastey inside becauyse you doant cleen teh house rulley adn juast let things pyle up in pyles of thiangs so yuo deciade too go outside.

yuo rush outsiade adn begins walkeng down teh street. ti si a warm summars eve so taht means thare aer bugs of all soart includeng crikats and mosquitaos (PAY ATTENSHUN to tihs liane becauyse ti may be important latar!)

SO WAHT DO YOU FEALS LIAKE DOIENG TODAY SPANKEY?!?11


A.) go too radio shak adn builds a timae machaien.

2/) tease teh neighbaors angrey dog wiath a rag doll adn a stick

C. stomps a bee hiave

D.) go 2 McDoanalds in search of a job/TROUBAL.


THE CHOIASE SI YUOARS. GO TEAM!1