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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 08:08 AM       
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...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 08:18 AM       
"Get off my cock, fag. I'm not going to like you no matter how many times you try to insult me in front of your friends."

If I wanted you to like me why would I insult you, you fucking used douche?
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 08:24 AM       
do you feel like more of a man now? keep at it. it's cute. it reminds me of when i was 5 years old and sandy joe smith would punch me in the arm and call me "icky" on the playground.

oh, and a used douche is nothing but an empty squeeze bottle. you're going to have to do better than that if you want me to really punch you back.
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 11:12 AM       
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...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 11:38 AM       
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Get off my cock, fag. I'm not going to like you no matter how many times you try to insult me in front of your friends.
Have you been poking that dildo into your noggin or somethin? Him have friends? Silly girl...
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 11:44 AM       
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Old Jul 17th, 2003, 01:23 PM       
[bandwidth eating image removed so that kelly's joke no longer works]

CAN YOU SPOT THE DIFFERENCE?
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:34 AM       
You airbrushed the track marks?
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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 09:37 AM       
HOLY SHIT

That's the first time ever Kelly Chaos made me laugh




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Old Jul 19th, 2003, 10:11 AM       
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...now we wait for kelly to come in and post a picture of kurt cobain...
So this is the way it's going to be, eh? Testing hypothetical, cheesy jokes by posting them as something Kellychaos "might" have said. I'm on to you, missy. How dare thee steal my cheesy thunder!

And to Proto:

Liar!
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 01:06 AM        Oh yeah?
The problem with Sir Dick is that it lacks versatility and multi-tasking ability. You obviously haven't been seduced a bagpipe player, and I quote: "Girls have to respect a guy that can squeeze, finger, and blow all at the same time!"
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 03:58 AM       
I'll suck your dick if you kill yourself afterward.
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 07:00 AM        Re: Oh yeah?
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The problem with Sir Dick is that it lacks versatility and multi-tasking ability. You obviously haven't been seduced a bagpipe player, and I quote: "Girls have to respect a guy that can squeeze, finger, and blow all at the same time!"


THANK YOU VERY MUCH FOR THAT MENTAL IMAGE!!!!
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 07:10 AM       
That picture is hilarious!
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 07:27 AM       
yeah, a guy on the Penny-Arcade boards made it
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Old Jul 21st, 2003, 11:22 AM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 11:27 AM       
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 04:48 PM       
*sigh* I hate being right.


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Seriously though, Glowbelly, what gets you off better: A real-live human male engaging in all the sex with you, or that plastic beast?
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:11 PM       
hey James, why don't you try having sex with a real live woman before telling us what we should enjoy more?

I think all the women here have said that they prefer real men to vibrators.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:16 PM       
Just, no.
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 05:19 PM       
JAMES DOES NOT UNDERSTAND "TEH SECKS"

IT IS LIKE AN ALIEN FROM TEH SPACE TO HIM


poor lil guy
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Old Jul 23rd, 2003, 06:42 PM       
"hey James, why don't you try having sex with a real live woman before telling us what we should enjoy more? "

Would you really want to inflict Jamesman on another human? Sex with Jamesman should be reserved for war criminals and rapists; reserved as a punishment.
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Old Jul 24th, 2003, 03:11 PM       
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Would you really want to inflict Jamesman on another human?
I can think of a least one. :tenenbaumprisonassrape
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 09:02 AM       
i like my picture
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Old Aug 16th, 2003, 11:52 AM       
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Would you really want to inflict Jamesman on another human?
I can think of a least one. :tenenbaumprisonassrape
:you'reafaggot
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