Coolest Pranks

[ZeldaQueen]

Alright, I get it, I'm boring! Shut up!

[Zomboid]

Guys, get this: One time, an Uncle of a classmate of mine, in his youth, called a local establishment and asked for an "Al Coholic." You see, the intent was to get the unsuspecting employee who answered the telephone to ask aloud for an "Al Coholic," which of course sounds quite similar to "alcoholic," but unfortunately the employee hung up the phone rather abruptly and the joke was rendered incomplete.

Still, in light of the humorous spirit of this discussion, I thought it best to share it with you folks. *I* still got a real kick out of that joke. Can you imagine? Al Coholic?

[ZeldaQueen]

My mom said that when she was in school, whenever they had a substitute teacher the students would sign the attendance sheet with made up names. Once, a kid put his name down as "Thor, God of Thunder". Apparently the principle called him up after to throw some lightning.

[Pub Lover]

You're great, ZQ. Don't let the bastards get you down.

[Kitsa]

It's kind of watching a bunch of guys piss on a flower garden, really.

[Tadao]

Who plants flowers in hell?

[ZeldaQueen]

Aw, thanks! *hugs*

And Taodo, I'm sure someone must. I distinctly remember seeing gardens in Indianapolis (nothing was growing in 'em as it was March, but still).

[Zomboid]

Oooooh you!

[Sam]

Originally Posted by Kitsa

It's kind of watching a bunch of guys piss on a flower garden, really.

That reminds me of this one time, my friend was at his house and his mother had just planted some flowers. My friend (literally) pissed on them!

[ZeldaQueen]

Originally Posted by Sam

That reminds me of this one time, my friend was at his house and his mother had just planted some flowers. My friend (literally) pissed on them!

Apparently when he was younger, my neighbor's son and his friend had a habit of peeing on the front lawn. I believe my mom found out because she saw him while she was getting the paper in the morning.

Apparently the boy's mother couldn't figure out why there was always a weird smell out front. She thought it had something to do with the sewers.

[Zomboid]

That's a pretty good prank too!

[Zhukov]

I used to work as a night security guard at a wood chipping mill, my boss was a real arsehole, and he paid us in cash to save on taxes etc and sometimes didn't pay us if we were late. I got a call one night from someone claiming to be a detective and that they knew all about my boss' dodgy dealings, and that he was also being investigated for other criminal offenses. He said that they were sending a squad car to pick me up and that I should just leave the job and forget about it.

Of course I believed it, so I called up my boss and told him to go fuck himself, and that the cops were comming to arrest him and that I had had enough of his shit, then I hung up on him and didn't answer when he tried to call back. While I stood at the entrance gate waiting for the police to come and make it all better, I got a call from my friends telling me it was all just a joke. I was pretty angry at the time. I had to hide in the bushes when my boss drove around to kick my arse, and he parked outside my house once or twice a week watching me for about a year.