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Old Dec 18th, 2003, 08:45 PM       
You know, this is really funny, because this is the exact same thing I did to earn money my first year of college. Only I didn't call doing my taxes and paying bills "paperwork".
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Old Dec 18th, 2003, 11:42 PM       
You know what sucks about contract work? Gross pay with no income tax. You get an extra few bucks now...

And then when you file in April, instead of coming out even or getting a fun little refund check, you have to send the IRS a check for like $400. Of course, you can lie, but it gets suspicious when you say you only make $1000 a year yet live independently.

Sorry, I saw the word taxes and that popped into my head.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 04:55 AM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 09:43 AM       
I was working so I get Owned if I don't reply fast enough?

Here is a cool video showing a mower like mine with a cool attachment that I have for doing lawns fast. I do an average of 60 to 80 lawns a week and can make from $4500 to $6000 per month.

http://www.novaecorp.com/media/proslidec.avi save and then play
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 03:30 PM       
If I mowed lawns for a living, I wouldnt brag about it.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 04:18 PM       
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If I mowed lawns for a living, I wouldnt brag about it.

I don't have a boss. There's so few jobs that one can brag about that your point is meaningless. It used to be cool to be a pilot but if my lawnmower blows up I don't think it would kill 300.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 04:20 PM       
Lawnmowers are LETHAL! have you seen braindead?
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 04:22 PM       
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they made a movie about you?
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 04:37 PM       
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no, but I think there is a movie about you. I think it was called "The Smelly Redneck with a shitty lawnmower company, that no one gives a flying fuck about". I hear its quite good. :/
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 04:43 PM       
Fartin Mowler, you are getting verbally beat down by teenagers. Perhaps now is the time to bow out gracefully.

Whats even sadder is that Schmid beats down most people here and hes like 15.

YOU GUYS ARE GETTING BEAT BY A 15 YEAR OLD.

WTF

Schmid is cool .
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 04:50 PM       
C your on crack and should go back to your technical section.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 05:31 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 05:32 PM       
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I don't have a boss. There's so few jobs that one can brag about that your point is meaningless. It used to be cool to be a pilot but if my lawnmower blows up I don't think it would kill 300.
So, because your lawnmower won't blow up you don't think it is cool to be a pilot anymore. I bet you don't find ice cream men cool either since you discovered that your lawnmower won't blow up.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 05:56 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 05:59 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 08:39 PM       
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 08:44 PM       
@ getting beat by teenagers and @ thinking Fartin *was* a teenager until he said he lives with his wife.
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Old Dec 19th, 2003, 09:49 PM       
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Old Dec 20th, 2003, 05:40 PM       
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In the states its called "Dead Alive" you prick.




I sure could give a blowjob right about now, too bad all the noobs in here are gay and black n shit. Fagz.
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Old Feb 2nd, 2004, 04:15 PM       
Bump. This needed repeating.
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 03:13 AM       
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Old Feb 27th, 2004, 09:03 AM       
Too bad no search you would have enjoyed the stuff when I first came here :/
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