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Mr. Vagiclean · #26

Why do girls hate getting kicked in the nose? I thought they loved that

Supafly345 · #27

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Originally Posted by Lenor

And since when are you the expert on who can give advice and who can't?

Since you were a girl.

Pub Lover · #28

Dear Lenor,

For years I've laboured to make my life as secluded as
possible, & limit any social contact to almost zero. At the time I
assumed this was what I wanted, however, having lived this life for
eighteen months now, I'm slowly coming to the conclusion that it's
godawful being lonely. Also, I've developed an extreame fear of
going out & being around people, & recent attempts to do so have
resulted in panic attacks & fainting.
My question revolves around me being extreamely weak-willed,
Lenor, should I just end it all now & take my life?

Yours Pub.

The Unseen · #29

I missed you, my friend.

Big McLargehuge · #30

Dear Lenor,

Would you think less of me if I told you I cried whenever I masturbate?

HickMan · #31

Dear Lenor

Is it natural for my penis to bleed when I ejaculate?

Pub Lover · #32

Hey, this is dating advice, not crazy mental sex shit... Oh wait...

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Geggy · #33

dear lenor...

i met this girl. we have so many things in common, its almost as if she's a female version of me. anyway my problem is this, she gave me her email address and we played email tag for a while, since we both were too busy to even do anything together. she works first shift and i work second. however i admit to her that i ve been hacking into her account for fun(well it was at first) and she knew that i ve been hacking into her account and reading her emails. when i had turned obsessive and i didnt have the willpower to stop compulsing and stalking, i ve asked her few times it would be nice if she changed the password, but she wouldnt. when i send her an email, she doesnt reply to them yet she keeps them in a folder with my name on it. this one time she got an (very pointless)email from her boss at her work. i read the email. i told her i knew where she works and told her the date i was going to show up. it was the same thing, she didnt reply yet saved the email. few days later i show up her work. she was wearing all black clothes a la matrix films. she normally doesnt wear black. she didnt seem to mind at all that i showed up. hell she even let me keep on showing up, around lunch time. we seem to enjoy each others company. i'm confused. i've never put myself into this type of situation before. we havent had sex or even kissed. i dont feel guilty at all. she's never asked me to leave her alone. is it love? is it something more?please explain.

yours truly.
geggy.

Carnivore · #34

Why do I hate you so very much, Lenor? My resolution for 2004 is to hate people less, but it seems I can't in your case. Why is that?

Lenor · #35

Pub Lover- Social anxiety, and a panic disorder is nothing to laugh about, ive been battling with it for years. Anxiety is usually genetic, can come out at anytime and is associated with something that might of happend in your life. IT sounds as if your mind was putting up something that you didnt want to deal with at the time. Therapy is the best help for anxiety, combined with maybe a ssri, or a trancyclic-antidepressant. Or if that doesnt work, an anti-anxiety medication to help you learn how to deal with a panic attack. Ending your life is stupid.

Big- crying while masturbating is actually a common thing, sometimes people laugh, scream, ect.. its not a bad thing. ITs just how your body reacts to that kind of stimulation. Which comes from your serintonin. and dopamine reactors. IF you want more information.. www.jackinworld.com

Geggy- this girl seems to like the attention that shes getting, while your acting like a stalker. She might have an alterative motive that you might wanna watch out for. You seem kinda disturbed, and maybe obessing over this girl is makeing you think her actions are more than what they might really be. She could be really ignorant and not really belive you. OR she might just not give a shit, and look at you as someone to fuck around with, shes playing mind games as much as you are.

Carni- YOU

me and you know it, you just have to admit it to yourself!

executioneer · #36

totalluy lol @ doopa

PS i hav eno questions b/c I'm not going to go on any dates

-willie

Carnivore · #37

I'd

to see you being drawn and quartered. I'd

to see a pack of rabid, starving jackals devour you. I admit it.

HickMan · #38

WTF WHY WON'T YOU ANSWER MY QUESTION

Anonymous · #39

Carnivore used two love emoticons in his post to lenor!!!! WHEN'S THE BABY DUE HAHAHAHA

Prince Valium · #40

How am i supposed to read a friendly dog who sprouts wood when i give him a pat on the head? An army man told me to prop his legs up against the bar and break both his knees. But i didn't meet him in a bar and never was in the army.

Big McLargehuge · #41

Quote:

Originally Posted by Lenor

Big- crying while masturbating is actually a common thing, sometimes people laugh, scream, ect.. its not a bad thing. ITs just how your body reacts to that kind of stimulation. Which comes from your serintonin. and dopamine reactors. IF you want more information.. www.jackinworld.com

WTF, that's weird, what kind of stupid fag cries when he Masturbates LOL what a bunch of jerks.

P.S. That link you gave me is to a dirty website

Geggy · #42

dear lenor,

is it true what they say, that constant spontaneous behavior can drive a person to insanity?

geggy.

Pee Wee Herman · #43

Dear Lenor,

I have a T-shirt that says "I fuck on the first date." Should I wear that on the first date?

Sincerely,

Fucking on the first date

Big Papa Goat · #44

ebaums is hilarious.

Lenor · #45

Pee Wee- Sure, as long as the girl/guy doenst wear a shirt that sais 'I have pms and a gun, any questions?' you might want to cordinate your outfits together, than you might have something in common with a psychopath that would actually consider going on any date with you.

Geggy: OCD (obssesive compulsive disorder) which im guessing is what you are refering too. Can yes, drive a person insane. IF your talking about your jerking off habits, yes its normal to jerk off 3-10 times a day, just make sure you use lube befor sticking anything into your ass.

And im figureing you came out from under a rock?

If you seeing a dog sprouting something out of his head, you might want further evaluation..

Chojin- Carnis due in April.. he's hoping they fill him up with lots of love and morphine..

Hickman- IM not a doctor, and nor do I care about your penis...

MegadethGuy · #46

Dear Lenor,

I'm a person who hates change. When I come home from work, I want to continue to do what I do every day. I mean, every now and then I like going to see a movie, go drinking etc. but most of the time, I wanna sit at home. Now they say opposites attract but wouldn't it more sense for me to find a girl who is basically a female version of me because if I found another girl, she'd want to do something out of my usual method?

This of course raises another problem. I'm a huge nerd which, of course, prolongs my search. I love video games, Warhammer, wrestling, chessy horror flicks and D&D. Should I just change my entire self to get a girl or keep up my endless search for the perfect girl in my eyes?

Rotting in Richmond

Matt Harty · #47

Dear Lenor,

Why do I always have to tell girls they aren't fat? I'm very honest with that kind of thing and it annoys me that even after I tell them they look nice, they continue to rant on their looks/diets/weight.

Sicktodeathmx · #48

Matt, I can answer this one!
Because women love attention, they love to hear a guy tell them they are perfect and all that nonsense. Especially the fattys.

Sicktodeathmx · #49

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Originally Posted by MegadethGuy

Dear Lenor,

I'm a person who hates change. When I come home from work, I want to continue to do what I do every day. I mean, every now and then I like going to see a movie, go drinking etc. but most of the time, I wanna sit at home. Now they say opposites attract but wouldn't it more sense for me to find a girl who is basically a female version of me because if I found another girl, she'd want to do something out of my usual method?

This of course raises another problem. I'm a huge nerd which, of course, prolongs my search. I love video games, Warhammer, wrestling, chessy horror flicks and D&D. Should I just change my entire self to get a girl or keep up my endless search for the perfect girl in my eyes?

Rotting in Richmond

Hee hee... Sounds like my kinda guy! Especially the horror flicks and D&D part. Love roleplaying... Woo....