J/K It sounds like one of those nights where my roommate comes home to find me passed out in front of the TV with empties all around and a half eaten cake next to me with crackers in my lap and a block of cheese in my hand.
NEW YORK — Police say a Wal-Mart worker has died after being trampled by a throng of unruly shoppers shortly after the Long Island store opened Friday.
Nassau County police say the 34-year-old worker was taken to a hospital where he was pronounced dead at about 6 a.m., an hour after the store opened. The cause of death was not immediately known.
A police statement says a throng of shoppers "physically broke down the doors, knocking him to the ground."
Police also say a 28-year-old pregnant woman was taken to a hospital for observation.
Wal-Mart Stores Inc., in Bentonville, Ark., would not confirm the reports of a stampede during the day-after-Thanksgiving bargain hunting, but said a "medical emergency" caused them to close the store.
god bless america
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...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."