I thought it was Dane Cook doing the tutorials but then I tried to deny the fact that his voice had any connection but now, it's really not all that bad to accept the truth.
__________________
"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
I am drunk as well and I'm making food sounds good. Oh man how channels 480 and up on WOW!!!!!!!!!11! t.v. got shitty. Wet Hot American Summer is on indemand so fuck yes that's pretty entertaining watch that for a couple ours. FoOds done time to put cheese on it I hope all of have a fun time love from galaxion and herpeas. FUCK JERRY!!!!! DENNIS QUAID IS HIS SONS UNCLE!!1 OH WAHT A FUCKING WORLD.
__________________
"That's how much fuck fish." -John Laroche
Being out of beer usually sucks, but it caused me to put the little bit of rum I had left to work in the form of a rum screwdriver. Can't believe I'd never tried it before; it tastes like Sunny Delight.
__________________
...I proved, son, without a shadow of a doubt, you ain't got what it takes anymore! You sit there, and you thump your bible, and you say your prayers, and it didn't get you anywhere! Talk about your psalms, talk about John 3:16; Austin 3:16 says, "I just whipped your ass!"
I'd like to remind everyone that this evening begins Purim, where it's a mitzvah to get drunk.
Grab some Manischewitz or Mogen David today!
oh man and right before st. pats day, this is a good month for alcoholics
__________________
[COLOR=purple][COLOR=Magenta]SHAME ON A [COLOR=Pink]NIGGA WHO TRY TO RUN [/COLOR][URL="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NVGI6mhfJyA"]GAME[/URL] ON A NIGGA[/COLOR]
[/COLOR]