Basically when I think of Columbus two specific people come to mind:
1. a young man who is deathly afraid of spiders. His dream is to become a professional fisherman (so much so that in his 21.5 years on this earth, he's only had one job (because he had to get an internship)), yet he won't go into ankle-deep water without wearing waders.
2. a fat girl who is a senior in college but can't spell words like "maybe" (maby), "does" (dose), or "bagel" (begal).
Anyone hear anything about Pac-Man and that whole kiddie porn thing? He hasn't posted since the 12th and frankly i'm a bit worried that we won't be seeing him for a while.
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...and so Hurley said: "Get your money, man. Don't be no couch potato hustla."
Yeah, I instantly thought his crazy ex set him up or something. I know all kinds are into that, but I just don't see Pacman being into it. I think he likes thick white women.